The Campus Security raid the Fraternity every Friday night.
This routine goes on for Decades, every Friday night!
One Year the College decides to stop the Crap.
No longer will they raid the Fraternities to try to find young girls.
So many years pass, the young girls are free to go to Fraternities.
They know they will no longer be outraged and embarrassed.
They will never have to hear, "she's under there looking for her ring."
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The new business is opening and one of the owner's friends sends flowers for the occasion.
The flowers are delivered to the business site and the owner glances at the card; it says, "Rest in Peace."

Have you heard this one?
The owner calls the florist to complain. After he alerts the florist of the obvious mistake and how upset
he is, the florist says, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than being upset can you imagine this:
somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,
"Congratulations on your new location."
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Does anyone know what food causes the most grief?
Can anyone explain the pain and suffering that food causes?
How about the many years after partaking of even a small piece?
So, Lil Johnny now an elder raises his hand and says,
"Sure, Our many wedding Cakes!"
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The day after delivery, I receive a call from the Partner
He's telling me his cell phone didn't work. He says, "I
charged it overnight just like the Directions say,
but it doesn't work this morning, it won't power up.
I ask, " EXACTLY what did you do with the phone?"
"I took it out, plugged the charger into the wall and into the phone."
"Did you put the battery in the phone?" "Not the extra one."
"Lew, the phone only has one battery."
(Pause) "Oh, I think I know what's wrong with it."
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Friday, tomorrow night is date night! It may be your opportunity. What grown up Orphan Annie would say!
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