The Future is Evil, and His Name is Elon Musk

[Schism]

The following article is a glowing exposé on the technological advancements that Elon Musk has pioneered in the practice of animal abuse.

Elon has raised the bar on sacrificing animals captured, then bred in captivity, solely for the purpose of removing their skullcap, and implanting god-the-****-knows-what in their brain tissue.

A Monkey Implanted With Elon Musk's Neuralink Now Plays Pong--Really Well--Using His Mind

Once again, Musk makes the impossible possible. It's why we find him so fascinating.

A monkey with implants in his brain made by Elon Musk's company Neuralink is now able to play Pong using just his thoughts. And he's seriously good at it.
Elon Musk is the world's richest person, thanks to Tesla's phenomenal success. And his company SpaceX is both transporting NASA astronauts and making progress on its goal of colonizing Mars. So you could be forgiven for forgetting that Musk has a lot of other initiatives going on as well, and several other companies that he heads up. And Neuralink, his project to allow people to control devices through brain waves alone, is classic Musk.
Neuralink makes brain implants that it hopes can eventually be used to give people with quadriplegia the ability to control computers and other devices using only their minds. In the future, the company says, healthy people might do the same. Someday, this could conceivably eliminate the need for keyboards, speech-to-text, and thumb typing on phones.

I bet all he thinks is ping-pong, eat, poop, scratch open brain matter, play ping-pong. Congratulations, Mr Musk. You are ****ing evil.

 

[dirtpoorchris]

You can tell the video is fake because the monkey is hitting the pong ball when its not even looking at the screen. Unless it is soooo good it can play with its peripheral vision but I doubt that.

Although I do think that elon is the first to attempt to make "the dragon" real. He wants to put a human brain inside a cyber dragon body and actually make dragons real one day.

 

[Schism]

It's important that we #followthescience straight to the animal abuse.

 

[dirtpoorchris]

Ya I know it sucks man. I always rout for the underdog too. You should go beat Elon Musk up?

 

[joluoto]

Elon Musk is evil because how Amazon treats it's workers, and because he generally is an asshole who claims people who saves kids are pedos. No need to involve monkey business.

 

[Schism]

Elon Musk is evil because how Amazon treats it's workers, and because he generally is an asshole who claims people who saves kids are pedos. No need to involve monkey business.

You're thinking of Jeff Bezos, another evil person.

 

[joluoto]

You're thinking of Jeff Bezos, another evil person.

Yeah I was thinking of the other evil billionnaire. Mixed them up.

 

[Schism]

Here's some related evil: CBS News finds children mining cobalt for batteries in the Congo

A CBS News investigation has found child labor being used in the dangerous mining of cobalt in the Democratic Republic of Congo. The mineral cobalt is used in virtually all batteries in common devices, including cellphones, laptops and even electric vehicles.

A report by Amnesty International first revealed that cobalt mined by children was ending up in products from several companies, including Apple, Microsoft, Tesla and Samsung.

CBS News traveled to the DRC to follow the complex supply chain. As CBS News correspondent Debora Patta reports, it's been two years since that damning Amnesty report was published, but the DRC is a country embattled in conflict, and it is difficult and sometimes dangerous to report from there.

So many enlightened and woke Tesla owners.

 

[Allan]

This type of research has practical applications. For example mind controlled manipulation of artificial limbs. Imagine if a disable war veteran could walk again using signals from his brain to smoothly operate an artificial leg.

 

[Aunt Antifa]

Here's some related evil: CBS News finds children mining cobalt for batteries in the Congo



So many enlightened and woke Tesla owners.

Which smartphone do you own?

 

[RabidAlpaca]

The following article is a glowing exposé on the technological advancements that Elon Musk has pioneered in the practice of animal abuse.
Elon has raised the bar on sacrificing animals captured, then bred in captivity, solely for the purpose of removing their skullcap, and implanting god-the-****-knows-what in their brain tissue.
A Monkey Implanted With Elon Musk's Neuralink Now Plays Pong--Really Well--Using His Mind
I bet all he thinks is ping-pong, eat, poop, scratch open brain matter, play ping-pong. Congratulations, Mr Musk. You are ****ing evil.

The monkey seems to be having a good time, and I can guarantee if you ever end up paralyzed you'll want this technology. No one here believes you actually care about the well-being of animals.

Elon Musk is evil because how Amazon treats it's workers, and because he generally is an asshole who claims people who saves kids are pedos. No need to involve monkey business.

I've heard a lot of lame reasons for people to hate Elon, but his management of Amazon is definitely a new one. Also, I don't think you know what the word "generally" means as the scuba diver was the only person he accused of being a pedo.

 

[tecoyah]

I find it amusing to watch right wing individuals wet themselves because of successful left wing businessmen after championing an unsuccessful grifter and giving him their money. Lets see...a rocket magnet innovator of electric sportscars and the man who revolutionized consumerism vs a guy who failed at everything from Casinos to steak....hmm, let me think......NOT.

 

[Schism]

I've never seen so much support for animal abuse and child cobalt mining in one thread.

 

[less right]

To be fair this is first thread to try and conflate animal abuse with child labor. That's why it's the most you've seen in a thread containing only 13 posts where 5 of them are by you.

 

[Mr Person]

You can tell the video is fake because the monkey is hitting the pong ball when its not even looking at the screen. Unless it is soooo good it can play with its peripheral vision but I doubt that.

Although I do think that elon is the first to attempt to make "the dragon" real. He wants to put a human brain inside a cyber dragon body and actually make dragons real one day.

It's looking at the screen the entire time. You can even see as its eyes move right, when the ball is in that area, and to the left when it goes back that way.

What a bizarre thing to lie about.

 

[Sweden]

The following article is a glowing exposé on the technological advancements that Elon Musk has pioneered in the practice of animal abuse.

Elon has raised the bar on sacrificing animals captured, then bred in captivity, solely for the purpose of removing their skullcap, and implanting god-the-****-knows-what in their brain tissue.

A Monkey Implanted With Elon Musk's Neuralink Now Plays Pong--Really Well--Using His Mind


I bet all he thinks is ping-pong, eat, poop, scratch open brain matter, play ping-pong. Congratulations, Mr Musk. You are ****ing evil.

There is one illustration showing a monkey, another showing a chimpanzee. Why is it that most Yanks seem quite unable to tell the difference? Is it time to start a programme of animal recognition implants in the brains of all US citizens, funded, of course, by the sinister Mr Musk.

 

[Allan]

I've never seen so much support for animal abuse and child cobalt mining in one thread.

I'm assuming you live your sudden concern about mining by refusing to use anything with a lithium battery.

 

[Lord Tammerlain]

The following article is a glowing exposé on the technological advancements that Elon Musk has pioneered in the practice of animal abuse.

Elon has raised the bar on sacrificing animals captured, then bred in captivity, solely for the purpose of removing their skullcap, and implanting god-the-****-knows-what in their brain tissue.

A Monkey Implanted With Elon Musk's Neuralink Now Plays Pong--Really Well--Using His Mind


I bet all he thinks is ping-pong, eat, poop, scratch open brain matter, play ping-pong. Congratulations, Mr Musk. You are ****ing evil.

Do you eat meat?

Use modern medicine?

Any sort of chemicals from plastics to soap?

If yes, you support animal abuse

Conditions for cows, pigs and chickens in the US is pretty much animal abuse

Modern medicines have all been tested on animals

Soaps, and chemicals are tested on animals in rather painful and abusive ways. Nearly all chemicals will be tested on Rabits and rats to see how much exposure will kill them. Not just on one mind you but dozens for each chemical

 

[dirtpoorchris]

I've never seen so much support for animal abuse and child cobalt mining in one thread.

I mean if you can prove hes using child labor cobalt then that would probalby change alot of peoples minds. And I do think its horrible that hes surgeoning on monkies brains without their permission. But I also think no-one will stop him because it will help so many humans.

 

[Schism]

This type of research has practical applications. For example mind controlled manipulation of artificial limbs. Imagine if a disable war veteran could walk again using signals from his brain to smoothly operate an artificial leg.

I agree; Elon Musk is setting himself apart in pioneering new frontiers in modern animal torture.

 

[Schism]

I'm assuming you live your sudden concern about mining by refusing to use anything with a lithium battery.

I would say that we can ignore it, or we can demand accountability.

Your reply appears to say, "I don't mind what I can't see from my front porch".

 

[Schism]

Do you eat meat?

Use modern medicine?

Any sort of chemicals from plastics to soap?

If yes, you support animal abuse

Conditions for cows, pigs and chickens in the US is pretty much animal abuse

Modern medicines have all been tested on animals

Soaps, and chemicals are tested on animals in rather painful and abusive ways. Nearly all chemicals will be tested on Rabits and rats to see how much exposure will kill them. Not just on one mind you but dozens for each chemical

It appears that you're attempting to justify and condone Mr Musk's animal testing and brain manipulation program.

You're certainly within your rights to hold such an immoral and morbid opinion.

 

[Schism]

I mean if you can prove hes using child labor cobalt then that would probalby change alot of peoples minds. And I do think its horrible that hes surgeoning on monkies brains without their permission. But I also think no-one will stop him because it will help so many humans.

At what cost? The entire animal kingdom? Look at the planet. Look at the ocean.

 

[Lord Tammerlain]

It appears that you're attempting to justify and condone Mr Musk's animal testing and brain manipulation program.

You're certainly within your rights to hold such an immoral and morbid opinion.

Nope

Just wanted to find out how much of your outrage at animal testing was real, vs manufactured because you don't like Musk

 

[eohrnberger]

Do you eat meat?

Use modern medicine?

Any sort of chemicals from plastics to soap?

If yes, you support animal abuse

Conditions for cows, pigs and chickens in the US is pretty much animal abuse

Modern medicines have all been tested on animals

Soaps, and chemicals are tested on animals in rather painful and abusive ways. Nearly all chemicals will be tested on Rabits and rats to see how much exposure will kill them. Not just on one mind you but dozens for each chemical

Is Schism willing to become a human volunteer? Or is condoning humans volunteers?