[NSFW] The Funny Pictures Thread II [W:287,1020]

[LaughAtTheWorld]

I only missed 9, 12, 17

 

[marduc]

I use #8 a lot, but my humor is seldom appreciated.
I don't get #12. Oct = 8, Dec =10, but 8+31= 39 and 10 + 25 = 35. There must be something I'm missing.

A brain?

Just kidding that was the one I did not grok as well.

Pics:

 

[LaughAtTheWorld]

Being in the IT field, I use Binary (base 2) and Hexadecimal (base 16), a lot. So understanding Octodecimal is base 8 comes easy.

In Octo, there is no 8 or 9, 8 (decimal) is 10 (octo), and 9 (decimal) is 11 (octo). The numbering goes 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 10 11 12 13 14 15 20...

Cary it upwards, and 31 in octo is 25 in decimal numbering.

Huh. I thought only binary was used

 

[RogueWarrior]

Buddhism is about being one with everything

Octal numbering 31 = Decimal numbering 25

trying to explain Sartre will aggravate my headache.

 

[Oozlefinch]

Huh. I thought only binary was used

Nope, we use both. In fact, if you want you can use Hex or Decimal in most IP addresses.

255 = 11111111 = FF

In IP4, we generally use Decimal because it is easier to describe. But in IP6, it is in Hexadecimal.

 

[justabubba]

maybe they should cum with instructions

 

[azgreg]

I use #8 a lot, but my humor is seldom appreciated.
I don't get #12. Oct = 8, Dec =10, but 8+31= 39 and 10 + 25 = 35. There must be something I'm missing.

I Googled. The joke's about the octal numbering system.

Being in the IT field, I use Binary (base 2) and Hexadecimal (base 16), a lot. So understanding Octodecimal is base 8 comes easy.

In Octo, there is no 8 or 9, 8 (decimal) is 10 (octo), and 9 (decimal) is 11 (octo). The numbering goes 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 10 11 12 13 14 15 20...

Cary it upwards, and 31 in octo is 25 in decimal numbering.

I only missed 9, 12, 17

A brain?

Just kidding that was the one I did not grok as well.

Huh. I thought only binary was used

Buddhism is about being one with everything

Octal numbering 31 = Decimal numbering 25

trying to explain Sartre will aggravate my headache.

Nope, we use both. In fact, if you want you can use Hex or Decimal in most IP addresses.

255 = 11111111 = FF

In IP4, we generally use Decimal because it is easier to describe. But in IP6, it is in Hexadecimal.

Nerds.








:mrgreen:

 

[Oozlefinch]

Nerds.

Should I admit I got all of them but 4?

 

[sangha]

Should I admit I got all of them but 4?

It took me a minute to get #3 and #4. I still don't get #11

 

[Oozlefinch]

It took me a minute to get #3 and #4. I still don't get #11

A plumber would say "union-ize", normally being part of a Union.

A chemist would say "un-ion-ize", because he would see it as relating to an ion.

Obligatory picture:

 

[ChrisL]

I don't get it. :lol:

 

[ChrisL]

 

[Dittohead not!]

I only missed 9, 12, 17

9: I, too, get a headache trying to understand, let alone explain, Sartre.
12: Well explained by Oozelfinch and Spudmiester. I should have gotten it before, but now it's clear.
17: It's a play on words. Make me one with everything, i.e., one with the universe; make me one hot dog with everything on it.


OK, then, back on track:

 

[Blue_State]

I use #8 a lot, but my humor is seldom appreciated.
I don't get #12. Oct = 8, Dec =10, but 8+31= 39 and 10 + 25 = 35. There must be something I'm missing.

If you use your engineering calculator (go to start -> all programs -> accessories -> calculator). Change view to scientific. Change the calc to Oct and put in 31. Then press the dec button...it becomes 25.

 

[Dittohead not!]

 

[Ray410]

Sorry, not a picture, but a very, very short video, just over one minute. REALLY FUNNY dog playing dead on Letterman.




letterman dog plays dead - Bing Videos

 

[Oozlefinch]

 

[RedAkston]

 

[MMC]

http://www.funnysign.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/******s_bitches1.jpg

 

[MMC]

 

[Risky Thicket]

maybe they should cum with instructions
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I'm guessing that is a prophylactic approach to dandruff.

 

[eohrnberger]

maybe they should cum with instructions
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Doesn't appear that she has any other need for them.

 

[Risky Thicket]

17. A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand and says "make me one with everything". The hot dog vendor says, "That'll be $5.75" and hands the Buddhist monk the hot dog.

The monk gives the vendor a $10 bill. The vendor says "Thanks, have a nice day."

Surprised the monk says, "Hey, where's my change."

The vendor looks at the monk and smiles, "Change comes from within."

 

[Dittohead not!]

17. A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand and says "make me one with everything". The hot dog vendor says, "That'll be $5.75" and hands the Buddhist monk the hot dog.

The monk gives the vendor a $10 bill. The vendor says "Thanks, have a nice day."

Surprised the monk says, "Hey, where's my change."

The vendor looks at the monk and smiles, "Change comes from within."

and hope comes from within as well.

 

[Beaudreaux]

This is what happens when you fail to write your instructions down and use proper punctuation.

A new shipment of fuel tanks arrived at the base and the supervisor told the mechanic to write "Diesel Fuel" in Arabic and "No Smoking" in Arabic.