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The fertilized egg: A modest proposal.

ngdawg said:
How are you gonna sign a few papers if you have Carpal Tunnel Syndrome? There goes your case right there...
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It's not quite that bad yet. How do you think I still......well, never mind. ;)
 
ngdawg said:
How are you gonna sign a few papers if you have Carpal Tunnel Syndrome? There goes your case right there...
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It's not quite that bad yet, which is why I can still......;)
 
ngdawg said:
How are you gonna sign a few papers if you have Carpal Tunnel Syndrome? There goes your case right there...
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You could pay Hugh Heffner to sign it, that'd be a nice touch. Or get Concerned Women for America to do it, since you're on such an *ahem* noble crusade against prorn.
 
Jerry said:
It's not quite that bad yet, which is why I can still......;)
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Oh God, no! Don't finish that sentence, you'll warp my fragile little mind! Shush and I'll get Jimmyjack's phone number for you...What do ya say? :D
 
Enola/Alone said:
You could pay Hugh Heffner to sign it, that'd be a nice touch. Or get Concerned Women for America to do it, since you're on such an *ahem* noble crusade against prorn.
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God, the Concerned Women for America....... bitches.
If they got laid more often, they'd not be bitching about anything. Out of no disrespect for those that are lesbians, I think they're really just lesbians in the closet.
 
Enola/Alone said:
Jerry said:
It's not quite that bad yet, which is why I can still......;)
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Oh God, no! Don't finish that sentence, you'll warp my fragile little mind! Shush and I'll get Jimmyjack's phone number for you...What do ya say? :D
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I was gong to say "post".
I don't know what you were thinking, you dirty little blogger you.
 
Jerry said:
I was gong to say "post".
I don't know what you were thinking, you dirty little blogger you.
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Post. Right Um...Yeah, I knew that. *whistles innocently*
 
jfuh said:
God, the Concerned Women for America....... bitches.
If they got laid more often, they'd not be bitching about anything. Out of no disrespect for those that are lesbians, I think they're really just lesbians in the closet.
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No lesbian could be THAT asinine, I think they're the Promise Keepers in drag, personally. Those two groups seem to have REALLY similiar agendas.
 
shuamort said:
Beginning January 1st, 2007:

1)All human female eggs which become fertilized must be registered with the government as a fertilized egg which has all rights as a human. Failure to do so will be a felony.

2)Any attempt to kill this egg is a felony.

3)All stillborns and miscarriages will be investigated fully as a possible crime. Which includes but is not limited to: fully carrier exams, autopsy on egg/fetus in whatever stage, and full inquiry into personal life of carrier.

4)Any abuse to the fertilized egg by the carrier will be prosecuted as such (i.e. smoking, not eating properly, not taking prescription vitamins).

5)Country of fertilization may determine citizenship.

6)If carrier is not married, child support payments will begin retroactively to fertilization. (DNA tests to support claim of fertilization will be administered at the cost of the carrier if need be).
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If you say so.
 
Enola/Alone said:
No lesbian could be THAT asinine, I think they're the Promise Keepers in drag, personally. Those two groups seem to have REALLY similiar agendas.
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Just the issues that these women take up and are against seem to be the cry out due to some dis-satisfaction. Oh well.
 
jfuh said:
Just the issues that these women take up and are against seem to be the cry out due to some dis-satisfaction. Oh well.
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Like they need to get laid.......by a man.
 
jfuh said:
Just the issues that these women take up and are against seem to be the cry out due to some dis-satisfaction. Oh well.
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Like what? I didn't really read much of their website but at a quick glance it looks like they're mostly concerned with embryonic stem cells, abortion, and the child porn industry. I'm concerned about that stuff and I get laid. :roll:
 
Jerry said:
Like they need to get laid.......by a man.
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Na, I think they just need a really good lay.
 
jfuh said:
Na, I think they just need a really good lay.
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Well, I figured that they were already doing their own thing, and that, apparently, it isn't good enough.

I think they’re closet heterosexuals, to pissed off to admit it.
 
Jerry said:
Well, I figured that they were already doing their own thing, and that, apparently, it isn't good enough.

I think they’re closet heterosexuals, to pissed off to admit it.
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The wanking thing? Na, too uptight to do it for shame of it's sinful nature.
They need to get the dumb sheet with the hole in it out of the way of sex. Sex isn't only about procreation.
 
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