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The fertilized egg: A modest proposal. (1 Viewer)

shuamort

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Beginning January 1st, 2007:

1)All human female eggs which become fertilized must be registered with the government as a fertilized egg which has all rights as a human. Failure to do so will be a felony.

2)Any attempt to kill this egg is a felony.

3)All stillborns and miscarriages will be investigated fully as a possible crime. Which includes but is not limited to: fully carrier exams, autopsy on egg/fetus in whatever stage, and full inquiry into personal life of carrier.

4)Any abuse to the fertilized egg by the carrier will be prosecuted as such (i.e. smoking, not eating properly, not taking prescription vitamins).

5)Country of fertilization may determine citizenship.

6)If carrier is not married, child support payments will begin retroactively to fertilization. (DNA tests to support claim of fertilization will be administered at the cost of the carrier if need be).
 
shuamort said:
Beginning January 1st, 2007:

1)All human female eggs which become fertilized must be registered with the government as a fertilized egg which has all rights as a human. Failure to do so will be a felony.

2)Any attempt to kill this egg is a felony.

3)All stillborns and miscarriages will be investigated fully as a possible crime. Which includes but is not limited to: fully carrier exams, autopsy on egg/fetus in whatever stage, and full inquiry into personal life of carrier.

4)Any abuse to the fertilized egg by the carrier will be prosecuted as such (i.e. smoking, not eating properly, not taking prescription vitamins).

5)Country of fertilization may determine citizenship.

6)If carrier is not married, child support payments will begin retroactively to fertilization. (DNA tests to support claim of fertilization will be administered at the cost of the carrier if need be).
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Damn son youre gonna fill the jails up FAST...;)
 
FutureIncoming said:
Ummm, it is my understanding that something like 30%-40% of fertilized eggs naturally fail to implant into a womb. What crime is that? Suicide?
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An investigation would have to be done to determine that. If the egg left a note, we should be fine.
 
I'll play.
shuamort said:
Beginning January 1st, 2007:

1)All human female eggs which become fertilized must be registered with the government as a fertilized egg which has all rights as a human. Failure to do so will be a felony.
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Only giving rights to female eggs, I see. Unborn boys are not a concern to you?

A simple oversight, I’m sure.

Anyway, will a simple "fertilization certificate" do? Would we need anything more?
2)Any attempt to kill this egg is a felony.
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...or manslaughter equivalent, sure.
3)All stillborns and miscarriages will be investigated fully as a possible crime. Which includes but is not limited to: fully carrier exams, autopsy on egg/fetus in whatever stage, and full inquiry into personal life of carrier.
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My wife had a miscarriage....you’re proposal is not that far removed from reality as it is now. We were investigated, there was an autopsy (not sure how much of an autopsy could be don on an egg, though). The c.o.d. was "no-fault fetal demise" or somthing like that.
4)Any abuse to the fertilized egg by the carrier will be prosecuted as such (i.e. smoking, not eating properly, not taking prescription vitamins).
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OK.
5)Country of fertilization may determine citizenship.
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What if the "carrier" is an American, the bio-dad a Russian, and the fertilization happens in France? Triple citizenship?
6)If carrier is not married, child support payments will begin retroactively to fertilization. (DNA tests to support claim of fertilization will be administered at the cost of the carrier if need be).
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Hmmm.....I say mandatory adoption and auto termination of the bio-dad‘s parental rights. Not providing a loving, stable home for your children is right up there with drug abuse and neglect.
 
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shuamort said:
An investigation would have to be done to determine that. If the egg left a note, we should be fine.
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Can we color and hide the unwanted eggs?
please...
 
cherokee said:
Can we color and hide the unwanted eggs?
please...
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Only the native american ones......:rofl :catapult: : :tomato:

See that's what happens when you take things too far. :shock: Have some respect people.
 
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talloulou said:
Only the native american ones......

See that's what happens when you take things too far. :shock: Have some respect people.
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Yes you did go too far. You should be ashamed to bring race into this.
Besides we don’t need any more color miss pale face.....:cool:

We can use your eggs in this manner…:catapult:
 
cherokee said:
Yes you did go too far. You should be ashamed to bring race into this.
Besides we don’t need any more color miss pale face.....:cool:

We can use your eggs in this manner…:catapult:
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That just made me:2rofll:


BTW-<<<<that avatar is NOT a fertilized egg
 
Jerry said:
I'll play.

Only giving rights to female eggs, I see. Unborn boys are not a concern to you?
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Uh.....if it's fertilized, it very well could be a boy. The egg alone does not determine the gender, ya know. That one's up to the sperm.
 
Stace said:
Uh.....if it's fertilized, it very well could be a boy. The egg alone does not determine the gender, ya know. That one's up to the sperm.
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He said "All human female eggs which become fertilized....". I just wanted to be clear.
 
Jerry said:
He said "All human female eggs which become fertilized....". I just wanted to be clear.
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Just an error in redundancy. To date, no male eggs have successfully be fertilized.


Oh man, I SO could have said a few exceptions.:mrgreen:
 
ngdawg said:
That just made me:2rofll:


BTW-<<<<that avatar is NOT a fertilized egg
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why thank you..I'm glad I could be of service...lol...
 
ngdawg said:
Just an error in redundancy. To date, no male eggs have successfully be fertilized.


Oh man, I SO could have said a few exceptions.:mrgreen:
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Schwarzenegger anyone?
 
shuamort said:
Schwarzenegger anyone?
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Ah, that was an implantation, not a male egg, if I recall and besides




Now, sit down for this



































it was a MOVIE:mrgreen:
 
ngdawg said:
Ah, that was an implantation, not a male egg, if I recall and besides


Now, sit down for this

it was a MOVIE:mrgreen:
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!

His acting was so convincing I couldn't tell. ;)
 
shuamort said:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!

His acting was so convincing I couldn't tell. ;)
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LOL! Yea, it's amazing that man hasn't ever won an Oscar...even his act as governor should garner one!



Oops....what was the topic again?
 
It is quote telling that the pro-abortion side finds humor in it.
 
Stinger said:
It is quote telling that the pro-abortion side finds humor in it.
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Quick pelt him with eggs!....:lol:
 
:afraid: :catapult:
 
Stinger -
"It is quote telling that the pro-abortion side finds humor in it."
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What is telling is your inability to distinguish differences in the varying ideologies concerning abortion. Why must those that you do not understand be lumped into catagories with such hostile disrespect? What does that display you to be at your core?
 
BodiSatva said:
What is telling is your inability to distinguish differences in the varying ideologies concerning abortion. Why must those that you do not understand be lumped into catagories with such hostile disrespect? What does that display you to be at your core?
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Someone who understands biology and has made up their mind that killing for convenience is wrong.
 
shuamort said:
Beginning January 1st, 2007:

1)All human female eggs which become fertilized must be registered with the government as a fertilized egg which has all rights as a human. Failure to do so will be a felony.

2)Any attempt to kill this egg is a felony.

3)All stillborns and miscarriages will be investigated fully as a possible crime. Which includes but is not limited to: fully carrier exams, autopsy on egg/fetus in whatever stage, and full inquiry into personal life of carrier.

4)Any abuse to the fertilized egg by the carrier will be prosecuted as such (i.e. smoking, not eating properly, not taking prescription vitamins).

5)Country of fertilization may determine citizenship.

6)If carrier is not married, child support payments will begin retroactively to fertilization. (DNA tests to support claim of fertilization will be administered at the cost of the carrier if need be).
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Is masturbation then premeditated murder?:mrgreen:
 
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