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Tea Party Should Boycott Socialist Sun

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Every day, from the morning until the late afternoon, Socialism blights the Earth. The Sun - a great big ball of leftist Nanny Statism - rises for everyone equally, irrespective of family connections, wealth, or corporate rank, warming the lazy and the diligent alike. Where does this intrusive yellow foreigner come from? I'll tell you where - the East! It sneaks upon our shores like an illegal immigrant, forcibly depriving heating and lighting companies of business, and then slinks away to hide on the Left Coast before going back under the edge of the world to repeat its sinister Marxian cycle.

I think the Tea Party (aka, Republican Party) - fresh off its successful protests against socializing Medicare - should now step up and boycott this hideous disc of profit-depriving Commie treacle. A real American doesn't need Nanny Nature to just dole out light - a real American makes his own light through hard work and ingenuity. Besides, the Sun is racist - it burns white people way more than black people. And it's really arrogant and elitist too, riding all high up in the sky like that. Isn't it about time that patriotic Americans rise up against this Socialist invader and have NASA stop it from imposing its Commie photons on our soil? Generations of American patriots did not fight and die just to surrender our freedom to nucleosynthesis!

If it doesn't stop, John Boehner may just have to pass a resolution declaring war on the Sun, and directing NASA to immediately begin preparations to knock it out of the sky. Sources affiliated with former VP Dick Cheney tell us the Sun may be hiding WMDs on its dark side, so we may have no choice.
 
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Socialism is not the life-giving sun, it is the soul-draining darkness that consumes some of our brightest stars.

Let us war against the darkness and bring light, intellectual and political, to every corner of our galaxy (at least) and may even the most self-serving and ethically destitute begger find bootstraps with which to rise and see.
 
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Socialism is not the life-giving sun, it is the soul-draining darkness that consumes some of our brightest stars.

"Soul-draining darkness." I'll have to remember that next time I visit the Champs Elysees.

Let us war against the darkness and bring light, intellectual and political, to every corner of our galaxy (at least) and may even the most self-serving and ethically destitute begger find bootstraps with which to rise and see.

Ah, yes - "bootstraps." In other words, use society's institutions and then pretend you magically created your own wealth out of thin air.
 

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Every day, from the morning until the late afternoon, Socialism blights the Earth. The Sun - a great big ball of leftist Nanny Statism - rises for everyone equally, irrespective of family connections, wealth, or corporate rank, warming the lazy and the diligent alike. Where does this intrusive yellow foreigner come from? I'll tell you where - the East! It sneaks upon our shores like an illegal immigrant, forcibly depriving heating and lighting companies of business, and then slinks away to hide on the Left Coast before going back under the edge of the world to repeat its sinister Marxian cycle.

I think the Tea Party (aka, Republican Party) - fresh off its successful protests against socializing Medicare - should now step up and boycott this hideous disc of profit-depriving Commie treacle. A real American doesn't need Nanny Nature to just dole out light - a real American makes his own light through hard work and ingenuity. Besides, the Sun is racist - it burns white people way more than black people. And it's really arrogant and elitist too, riding all high up in the sky like that. Isn't it about time that patriotic Americans rise up against this Socialist invader and have NASA stop it from imposing its Commie photons on our soil? Generations of American patriots did not fight and die just to surrender our freedom to nucleosynthesis!

If it doesn't stop, John Boehner may just have to pass a resolution declaring war on the Sun, and directing NASA to immediately begin preparations to knock it out of the sky. Sources affiliated with former VP Dick Cheney tell us the Sun may be hiding WMDs on its dark side, so we may have no choice.

Well, you see that has already been suggested to the Teaparty - that they should knock the sun out of the sky - bit of a joke.

Reply cane from the teapartiers "You Libs just want to see us burn up trying to get near the sun - but we are smarter than you think! We are planning on going at night!"
 

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Well, you see that has already been suggested to the Teaparty - that they should knock the sun out of the sky - bit of a joke.

Reply cane from the teapartiers "You Libs just want to see us burn up trying to get near the sun - but we are smarter than you think! We are planning on going at night!"

In fact, they've already gone. Fox News reported on the mission, and it was a complete success: There is no longer any Sun. FNC polls show 99% of people support its destruction.
 
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What is this hyper-partisan garbage here? :lamo


The tea party is not the republican party any more than the democrat party is the nambla party. :shrug:
 

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