Smartie's Bar & Grill

[GottaGo]

Uh huh. yep.

I first wore one in the mid 90's. It was the most comfortable clothing I have ever worn, once you get used to not having pockets and always sitting down with your legs spread far apart, lest the question of what do men wear beneath a kilt be answered without it having been, ahem, earned.

I keep two, one is a black on black with a red bead gabardine and the other in black green in Boroola weave, a good wear for spring and fall.

Also, guys, it is THE SURE way to get a lot of female attention.

No pockets means you also wear a sporran, some quite fashionably tasteful.

Are you a Scot, or just enjoy the look and feel? Utilikilts or true plaids?

Yes, kilts can be chick magnets, especially if one has the legs and build for them. :lol:

 

[polgara]

Kilt? Someone said kilt?:shock:

Don't you just love him? Trying to keep us gals all upbeat and everything... :lamo:

 

[MMC]

Thought I'd pop in and wish everyone a good morning before the clock strikes 12:00. Just got a call from some guy wanting to "give" me a new high tech security system. Yeah right. So I replied I was tickled with the security system I already owned....R, R & W (Remington, Ruger and Winchester). He hung up. I'm sure I've been taken off their calling list. Oh and MMC, those gold shoes were ghastly.:lol:

Well Vesper that's cuz they're Roman.....don't makes me breaks out the Greek ones. They usually come with just a sheet. :lol:

 

[GottaGo]

They are a cinch to make as well, although I don't sew, anyone who can make curtains I am told, can make and fit a kilt. Use good quality suit fabric, skip the Scottish wools and go for Italian blends, but not too light, or you get "interesting" results.

Have you tried doing the traditional kilt? No sewing needed, just pleat the plaid has you belt it.

 

[MMC]

:lol:
I wish there was one of those emote faces that shows you putting a gun to your own head.

Here.....I can help with that SL.

 

[Fearandloathing]

No pockets means you also wear a sporran, some quite fashionably tasteful.

Are you a Scot, or just enjoy the look and feel? Utilikilts or true plaids?

Yes, kilts can be chick magnets, especially if one has the legs and build for them. :lol:

None of the above and that's a rather ugly waistpack, as we call them.

No, I am Polish. I hate Scottish wool, it's too coarse. I have chosen to use suit fabrics from a supplier recommended to me when I had my business suits made.

 

[polgara]

Well Vesper that's cuz they're Roman.....don't makes me breaks out the Greek ones. They usually come with just a sheet. :lol:

Nothing wrong with a nice sheet, when both sexes look great wearing them, although I do prefer seeing men wearing kilts! I guess that makes me a wannabe "peeping Tomasina," though! Personal curiosity defect? :lamo:

Greetings, MMC. :2wave:

 

[MMC]

Actually, and I love my bro MMC, but I'm beginning to think its rather scary in there.

Cmons now.....it was only my spider sense tingling. She is the Hostess of the Mostess ya knows.

:2razz:

 

[vesper]

Well Vesper that's cuz they're Roman.....don't makes me breaks out the Greek ones. They usually come with just a sheet. :lol:

Wasn't it the ancient Romans that were into wearing bed sheets? Toga Toga Toga

 

[MMC]

Nothing wrong with a nice sheet, when both sexes look great wearing them, although I do prefer seeing men wearing kilts! I guess that makes me a wannabe "peeping Tomasina," though! Personal curiosity defect?

Greetings, MMC.

:2razz:

 

[hado117]

Pull up a barstool and make yourself at home, folks. Life's too short to argue politics all the time. This is a place to kick back and get away from the political madness -- to meet old friends and new friends. Everybody's welcome here. Let's keep things mellow & talk about anything EXCEPT politics -- and we'll all get along just fine.

Bar's stocked, kitchen's stocked... jukebox is loaded with whatever your heart desires.

Now, what's your pleasure, y'all? Here's one of mine...

*kicks jukebox*

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does anyone want there stool pushed in?

 

[vesper]

No pockets means you also wear a sporran, some quite fashionably tasteful.

Are you a Scot, or just enjoy the look and feel? Utilikilts or true plaids?

Yes, kilts can be chick magnets, especially if one has the legs and build for them. :lol:

I always found the sporran to have duel purposes. One as pockets the other acting like an athletic cup for its positioning.

 

[polgara]

:2razz:

I hate to admit it, but I am among those born with a finely-tuned curiosity gene! Can't turn it off, so we manage to live with it somehow! :lamo: I could have lived without seeing him in ballet slippers, though! *shock* First picture was great...always appreciate seeing a teasing smile on a man!

 

[MMC]

Wasn't it the ancient Romans that were into wearing bed sheets? Toga Toga Toga

Nah the Greeks started it.....the Romans perfected it.

But if you wanted to fashion the Sports-wear of the day.....Bikini Top and Short Skirt. Well then you would have to Walk like an Egyptian.

 

[Smartmouthwoman]

does anyone want there stool pushed in?

Hiya hado... is that a loaded question or what?

 

[GottaGo]

Hiya hado... is that a loaded question or what?

Glad you answered it, I wasn't going touch that one! :lol:

 

[MMC]

Glad you answered it, I wasn't going touch that one! :lol:

Don't Worry I got it.

 

[Smartmouthwoman]

Don't Worry I got it.

Good idea darlin. Where those Irish yoga girls can protect you!

 

[vesper]

Here's a money saving tip I came across today. A recipe on how to make your own Febreze.

Well now that I have totally screwed around today, time to get SOMETHING done!

 

[Fearandloathing]

does anyone want there stool pushed in?

gay pick up line?

 

[vesper]

gay pick up line?

That's the way I took it.
Got a question about roses. Years ago at my grandmother's, she had these rambling roses. They were pink, double bloom. Their blooming time ended before Summer. Very fragrant and absolutely gorgeous. Haven't seen any in years. Would you happen to know a name for them?

 

[Fearandloathing]

That's the way I took it.
Got a question about roses. Years ago at my grandmother's, she had these rambling roses. They were pink, double bloom. Their blooming time ended before Summer. Very fragrant and absolutely gorgeous. Haven't seen any in years. Would you happen to know a name for them?

Wow,

With so many varieties it's almost impossible to say. It could be one of a hundred. If it blooms early in Texas, it would likely be a summer aromatic. I would start there and work back. Today, I usually tell people to start with one of the four attributes, bloom time, length of bloom, petal array and aromatic. Partner early bloom with shrub calls, and the double petal and see what you get.

My best guess out of "Flora" the 90 lb gospel, would be rosa foetida or the foetida persianna, after that it gets complicated, rosa gallica.

Sorry, best I can do for now.

 

[vesper]

Wow,

With so many varieties it's almost impossible to say. It could be one of a hundred. If it blooms early in Texas, it would likely be a summer aromatic. I would start there and work back. Today, I usually tell people to start with one of the four attributes, bloom time, length of bloom, petal array and aromatic. Partner early bloom with shrub calls, and the double petal and see what you get.

My best guess out of "Flora" the 90 lb gospel, would be rosa foetida or the foetida persianna, after that it gets complicated, rosa gallica.

Sorry, best I can do for now.

Thanks, it's a place to start.

 

[Smartmouthwoman]

Good morning Earthlings. Welcome to Thursday.

Bar's open... belly up.

 

[MMC]

Good morning Earthlings. Welcome to Thursday.

Bar's open... belly up.

Mornin' SMW. :2wave: Does this mean you are from Venus,

and is Aphrodite really Mighty.

Oh.....and since you have been upon our planet for some time. Wheres the coffee.

.....