I didn't say 2000 people a day died in tornados, you did. :mrgreen:
Don't worry, Thoreau72. People are so unfair; they misunderstand you, right? I empathize. You're absolutely right in your dismissal of the risks of COVID-19, because I'm sure that this is just a little flu. Actually a little common cold. The so-called deaths are fake or at least they only concern the old and infirm who would be dying anyway. Reports of permanent lung damage and clot disorders with fatal strokes in young people status post-COVID-19 = fake news. This fake virus can't be causing those things because it is well know that it's just a common cold. It's a George Soros conspiracy against Trump (kind of hard to pull it off given that in 209 out of the 210 countries in the world that are dealing with this, some having an even harder time than ours, there is no Donald J. Trump, but hey, that Soros is clever, man; he must have pulled it off somehow).
Do us a favor, please. Help debunking this hoax by going to your local emergency room and asking some people there waiting to be seen to sneeze and cough on your unprotected face. Make sure you take a good gulp of air when they do; open your mouth too, to get their droplets. Then go lick the door knobs and door bars that those patients touch. You should be fine; at worst you'll catch this farce of a common cold.
Then go home and for good measure, inject yourself with Chlorox, Lysol, or both (you can get one in each arm). Get one of those long UV lights and stick it up your you-know-what. In the unlikely event that you actually catch something from the ER waiting room patients, this cleansing should take care of it, in one minute! Stuff yourself full of hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin too; it's a miracle cure and a game changer!!! Don't bother getting a doctor to check your heart's QTc before you take this combination of drugs; after all, doctors don't know anything (instead, we love the uneducated, right?); these drugs have been around for 70 years, right? There is no risk; Dr. Donald J. Trump has said "you have nothing to lose; take it!"
After you do all of the above, please make sure that you post your Darwin Award here for us to admire. Oh wait... dead people don't post. Never mind, forget this last line. Or else, maybe you can still indirectly do it: please add a line to your will; say that in case you collect a posthumous Darwin Award (it's actually the only kind) you want one of your left-behind family members to post a pic of it here. They are so beautiful! They are much prettier than the participation trophies all the leftist snowflakes are used to getting. Darwin Awards are for macho men, not for wimps who are terrified of a little common cold and stay home!!!
Come on, do it! Go get them, tiger! Show these ******s how macho you are!!!