Rand Paul on a Stick and 5 Other Things You Can Actually Buy at the Presidential Cand

[TheDemSocialist]

Newly-minted presidential candidate Sen. Rand Paul's presidential campaign store is full of items as unconventional as the run he hopes to pull off.Here are six of the most eye-catching ways the KentuckyRepublican is marketing his campaign at his online store.

store.randpaul.com​

[TD="class: title"] Rand-on-a-Stick [/TD]

Description: While Paul's digital team works to make sure the senator and his message blanket the Internet, his supporters can use their Rand heads to bring the senator everywhere else.
Costs: $35.00 (for 12)

[TD="class: title"] Giant Birthday Card [/TD]

Description: This 3-foot-tall birthday card is for the Paul super fan in your life. Includes giant envelope.
Costs: $35.00 (postage not included)

[TD="class: title"] Beanbag Toss [/TD]

Description: Defeat your opponent -- and the Washingtonmachine -- in Rand Paul's sack toss.
Costs: $100.00

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Uhhhhh I know this thread might come off a little juvienal, and petty, but why in the flying **** would anyone want a giant birthday card and why would anyone want a giant Rand Paul 2016 Birthday card? And a ****ing beanbag toss game? I dont think anyone is going to say. Cant wait for my Rand Paul bag toss game to come in the mail! What tailgate party is not complete without "defeating the Washington Machine" by "Reclaiming the American dream"!? If anything I think this might just be a pretty big waste of money for the Rand campaign. No campaign needs this much **** for sale…

 

[Thrilla]

Re: Rand Paul on a Stick and 5 Other Things You Can Actually Buy at the Presidential

seems to be a better idea than simply selling bumper stickers and buttons.

 

[TheDemSocialist]

Re: Rand Paul on a Stick and 5 Other Things You Can Actually Buy at the Presidential

seems to be a better idea than simply selling bumper stickers and buttons.

Except when you have a warehouse full of giant birthday cards, car mats, and bean bag toss games.

 

[sawdust]

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Uhhhhh I know this thread might come off a little juvienal, and petty, but why in the flying **** would anyone want a giant birthday card and why would anyone want a giant Rand Paul 2016 Birthday card? And a ****ing beanbag toss game? I dont think anyone is going to say. Cant wait for my Rand Paul bag toss game to come in the mail! What tailgate party is not complete without "defeating the Washington Machine" by "Reclaiming the American dream"!? If anything I think this might just be a pretty big waste of money for the Rand campaign. No campaign needs this much **** for sale…

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Well you got one thing right. It's juvenile.

 

[Thrilla]

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Except when you have a warehouse full of giant birthday cards, car mats, and bean bag toss games.

there's a 99.9999999% chance that there is no warehouse... nor is it full of anything.

I'd be completely surprised if his "store" stocks any items at all....

 

[TheDemSocialist]

Re: Rand Paul on a Stick and 5 Other Things You Can Actually Buy at the Presidential

Well you got one thing right. It's juvenile.

you dont think this is a little silly at all?