walrus
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Earlier today I made an offhand comment about the similarities between the tenets of National Socialism/Nazis and defecation/feces. Due to the warped vagaries of my mind, this thought stayed with me during my drive home. Therefore, I am now pleased to present:
The Top Ten Similarities Between National Socialism/Nazis and Defecation/Feces
10. Both should be confined to the privacy of your own home. Educated people find either disgusting.
9. Both should be kept well away from the mentally deficient. They are the primary consumers of both.
8. Both often produce hot, foul-smelling air with little other result.
7. When incompletely wiped away, both leave an irritating residue.
6. Feces is usually found clinging to the dirtiest, lowest, most disgusting parts of the body. National Socialism is usually found clinging to the dirtiest, lowest, most disgusting parts of humanity.
5. Nazis enjoy the company of others just like them. Most people are not offended by the smell of their own feces. You do the math.
4. Both share the ultimate destination of the cesspool.
3. Both produce poorly written slogans. However, the Nazis never came up with anything as clever as, "Here I sit all broken-hearted, came to **** and only farted"
2. Both primarily enjoy the company of turds.
and finally....
1. Both really freaking stink.
The above is lovingly dedicated to Aryan Emporium - Shalom to you my friend.
The Top Ten Similarities Between National Socialism/Nazis and Defecation/Feces
10. Both should be confined to the privacy of your own home. Educated people find either disgusting.
9. Both should be kept well away from the mentally deficient. They are the primary consumers of both.
8. Both often produce hot, foul-smelling air with little other result.
7. When incompletely wiped away, both leave an irritating residue.
6. Feces is usually found clinging to the dirtiest, lowest, most disgusting parts of the body. National Socialism is usually found clinging to the dirtiest, lowest, most disgusting parts of humanity.
5. Nazis enjoy the company of others just like them. Most people are not offended by the smell of their own feces. You do the math.
4. Both share the ultimate destination of the cesspool.
3. Both produce poorly written slogans. However, the Nazis never came up with anything as clever as, "Here I sit all broken-hearted, came to **** and only farted"
2. Both primarily enjoy the company of turds.
and finally....
1. Both really freaking stink.
The above is lovingly dedicated to Aryan Emporium - Shalom to you my friend.
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