People on DP who are just too ****ed up to take seriously.

[Lightdemon]

Wait a minute.

Say what??

:lol:

Weren't us men on this board told recently that female orgasms were a myth? Or wait, it was that orgasm through penetration was a myth. :2razz:

Personally I think it may indeed be a myth, since whenever a man is capable of giving a woman an orgasm, he has to hear about guys that supposedly give women "multiple orgasms".

I think orgasms are like diamonds for women. Its never enough to just have one.

I always thought it was the G-spot that was the myth...

Though I think many men do think female orgasms are nonexistant because they are constantly being faked to, but I've heard it does actually exist.

 

[jallman]

I always thought it was the G-spot that was the myth...

Though I think many men do think female orgasms are nonexistant because they are constantly being faked to, but I've heard it does actually exist.

My ex-wifey had her first orgasm when she was with me. It scared the hell out of both of us.

 

[missypea]

My ex-wifey had her first orgasm when she was with me. It scared the hell out of both of us.

LMAO......scared the hell out of me the first time too! :3oops:

Wait a minute.

Say what??

:lol:

Weren't us men on this board told recently that female orgasms were a myth? Or wait, it was that orgasm through penetration was a myth. :2razz:

Personally I think it may indeed be a myth, since whenever a man is capable of giving a woman an orgasm, he has to hear about guys that supposedly give women "multiple orgasms".

I think orgasms are like diamonds for women. Its never enough to just have one.

:rofl

I don't know about all men or all women, but my darling husband can play me like a violin and personally speaking.........orgasms through penetration are the BEST!

 

[jallman]

LMAO......scared the hell out of me the first time too! :3oops:



:rofl

I don't know about all men or all women, but my darling husband can play me like a violin and personally speaking.........orgasms through penetration are the BEST!

HA!!!! HA!!!! Two posts in the Basement in less than an hour...come to the dark side, darth missy.

 

[WI Crippler]

orgasms through penetration are the BEST!

We'll have to agree to disagree in this case :2razz:

 

[jallman]

LMAO......scared the hell out of me the first time too! :3oops:

I didn't know what was going on with her...she start spasming and eyes rolled up in her head. I was afraid I was about to get a face full of pea soup all Linda Blair style.

Then she just fell over on top of me and I asked her what was wrong...she just said, "Just be quiet. Don't ruin it. Shhhhh...."

 

[Lightdemon]

My ex-wifey had her first orgasm when she was with me. It scared the hell out of both of us.

LOL

Funny thing is I had the same reaction too with my wife (then my girlfriend).

She was screaming and I was like, "****! I'm sorry! What did I do? I'm sorry!"

 

[jallman]

LOL

Funny thing is I had the same reaction too with my wife (then my girlfriend).

She was screaming and I was like, "****! I'm sorry! What did I do? I'm sorry!"

I KNOW!!! They act like you're hurting them or something. Men are so much easier to read.

 

[missypea]

LOL

Funny thing is I had the same reaction too with my wife (then my girlfriend).

She was screaming and I was like, "****! I'm sorry! What did I do? I'm sorry!"

Now there's a time I can say I like to yell. It's just impossible to keep all that bottled up inside.

Kind of like being on the rollercoaster, when you start going down the hill with such a rush....after a loooooong climb up
it just feels better to yell about it.

Told hubby he had me ruined for ever having an affair since his name is the yell that comes out of my mouth.

Can you imagine having sex and a woman calling out another man's name?
YIKES!

 

[tecoyah]

LOL

Funny thing is I had the same reaction too with my wife (then my girlfriend).

She was screaming and I was like, "****! I'm sorry! What did I do? I'm sorry!"

Don't worry....you get used to it.

 

[Felicity]

Told hubby he had me ruined for ever having an affair since his name is the yell that comes out of my mouth.
!

Your husband's name is "Oh God!" ?


:3oops:

 

[tecoyah]

Your husband's name is "Oh God!" ?


:3oops:

Damn.....where was he born...I think we're related!

 

[talloulou]

My ex-wifey had her first orgasm when she was with me. It scared the hell out of both of us.

You were married? :shock:

 

[jallman]

You were married? :shock:

Yes. For one year...which is exactly how long it took for her to legally get her trust fund away from her parents. Then we divorced. We're still good friends; it was nothing more than a maneuver to get around a legal problem. The sex was...intense however. We figured "why not, we're married after all".

 

[missypea]

Your husband's name is "Oh God!" ?


:3oops:

He only wishes.
:rofl

Actually, I don't think I've ever yelled out "oh God"

:wow:

 

[1069]

Yes. For one year...which is exactly how long it took for her to legally get her trust fund away from her parents. Then we divorced. We're still good friends; it was nothing more than a maneuver to get around a legal problem. The sex was...intense however. We figured "why not, we're married after all".

Is that the mother of your kid?

 

[Hatuey]

My ex-wifey had her first orgasm when she was with me. It scared the hell out of both of us.

You had a wife? Wait....I missed something....Jallman has a kid?

 

[jallman]

Is that the mother of your kid?

No, she's not. I was nothing more than a sperm donor for my son. He has two mommies but we believe this year or next we may begin to touch on the subject of how he got here...he is starting to notice that other kids have a mom and a dad.

 

[jallman]

You had a wife? Wait....I missed something....Jallman has a kid?

Yes, I had a "wife". And yes, I have a biological child. Neither situation is what you think.

 

[talloulou]

No, she's not. I was nothing more than a sperm donor for my son. He has two mommies but we believe this year or next we may begin to touch on the subject of how he got here...he is starting to notice that other kids have a mom and a dad.

You don't act as his father? Why can't he have two moms and a dad?

 

[Felicity]

Yes, I had a "wife". And yes, I have a biological child. Neither situation is what you think.

Is Hatuey getting jealous? I seem to remember all the flirtations betwixt you two a while back--and then some weird fantasy he had about you and his mother "hookin' up"....
:shock:

 

[Hatuey]

Yes, I had a "wife". And yes, I have a biological child. Neither situation is what you think.

That's awesome though. When I go to Cali Dad playdates!

 

[Felicity]

Dad playdates!

It gets more bizarre....

 

[jallman]

That's awesome though. When I go to Cali Dad playdates!

HAHAHA, fo' sho'!!! Well it has to be one in the summer which is when he will start staying with me beginning next year. Otherwise we can try for when I am back on the east coast visiting!!!

 

[jallman]

You don't act as his father? Why can't he have two moms and a dad?

For the first few years we figured it would be simpler for him to just have his mommies and all. He's getting older now and the questions are forcing the issue of explaining some things to him.

But the agreement we made was that they are his parents and I am more like a Godfather or close uncle. I mean, he will know, but my role out of respect for the moms, is that he is theirs barring some horrible accident.