Onion Gets Bought - Still Not Funny.

[Jredbaron96]

I see some pretty serious struggle here, alright....

Mirrors are useful l ike that.

 

[Uncensored2008]

Mirrors are useful l ike that.

Indeed.

 

[Hari Seldon]

Trump hate, gufaw.....


I take it you think the Hate Night shows like Jimmy Kibbles and Bits are funny,,,,,

Awww, poor baby. People making fun of the malignant narcissist scumbag piece of shit liar grifter rapist and seditionist. Would you like some cheese with that whine?

 

[Superfly]

Onion is funny, if you understand it.

Well this explains the op.

 

[Superfly]

There's an option called...."Not reading/watching it". Try it some time.

He’s probably butthurt because he got snagged into believing a headline.

 

[Argent]

If you go to the site, you'll be bombarded with desperate please to give them money. They say if you like the site - give them $1.

Checked out your claim and found it to be false although you did succeed in driving more traffic there. Here's the only humorous pitch for donations,

Give Us $1 Or ‘The Onion’ Disappears Forever

Today, billions of readers like yourself navigated to The Onion seeking dispatches from America’s Finest News Source. Like so many have done through the decades, you doubtless entered the hyperlink in a glazed stupor, hoping to see reporting of grave importance. However, today, this was not to...

www.theonion.com

 

[radioman]

Are you ever not angry?

I think she might be VanceMack's sister.

 

[Uncensored2008]

Checked out your claim and found it to be false although you did succeed in driving more traffic there. Here's the only humorous pitch for donations,

Give Us $1 Or ‘The Onion’ Disappears Forever

Today, billions of readers like yourself navigated to The Onion seeking dispatches from America’s Finest News Source. Like so many have done through the decades, you doubtless entered the hyperlink in a glazed stupor, hoping to see reporting of grave importance. However, today, this was not to...

www.theonion.com

^^^ - Claims it false while proving it true - you just can't make this up...

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[Airyaman]

Threads like this really make you seem like a Poe.

That and 95% of the user's other posts...

 

[Quag]

MSNBC Activist Ben Collins is new lead writer for the far left satire site, The Onion. And it's going pretty much as anyone would have guessed. If you go to the site, you'll be bombarded with desperate please to give them money. They say if you like the site - give them $1.

Thing is, I think everyone who finds the Onion funny DID send the $1 - leaving Jeff Lawson to contemplate what to do with the $37 windfall. My suggestion is for the staff of the Onion to log on to the Babylon Bee to see what "funny" looks like.

The Onion Sold to Founder of Twilio, Who Taps Ex-NBC News Reporter Ben Collins to Lead Satire Site as CEO

The Onion was sold to "Global Tetrahedron," owned by Twilio co-founder Jeff Lawson and led by CEO Ben Collins, former NBC News internet reporter.

variety.com

So its just like a Trump site now?

 

[Argent]

^^^ - Claims it false while proving it true - you just can't make this up...

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If you go to the site, you'll be bombarded with desperate please to give them money. They say if you like the site - give them $1.

^Your post is an exaggeration. One article that no one has to read or has to read in its entirety does not qualify as being bombarded with desperate "please" (the correct word is pleas) for money.
FYI: bombard: attack (a place or person) continuously.