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Do you realize how many BABY KANGAROOS had to DIE by BRUTAL STRANGULATION to yield up that much syphilis?
Obama will shut parts of government down that inconvenience people and disrupt their personal lives. It's politics, dirty, but politics none the less. Carter and Bush had more integrity.
Geez, I have to agree. Shutting down the army-navy game is going TOO DAMN FAR.
There was a time when a man could walk down the street in this country and not have to worry about government shutdown affecting football games. There's only one word for it: RE-DICK-YOU-LESS.
I mean, there's no telling where it's going to end. What's next? I saw secret documents just the other day which showed that Obama is planning to distribute ONE POUND of SYPHILIS to every man, woman, and CHILD in this great nation. Do you know what that means?!? That means that Obama has been stockpiling 300 million pounds of syphilis since DAY ONE of his administration.
Do you realize how many BABY KANGAROOS had to DIE by BRUTAL STRANGULATION to yield up that much syphilis? It's a number so staggering that I'm STAGGERED BEYOND BELIEF! My neighbors had to give up their kangaroos two years ago, all for this SECRET OBAMA PLOT! The TEACHERS of THIS GREAT COUNTRY should be ASHAMED!!! They all owe us a whopping $280!!! APIECE!!!
And when the next HURRICANE hits the gulf coast, you can bet there will be SHRIMP in MINNESOTA, people!!! My God, what will it take to get you all to WAKE THE HELL UP!!! The man in the OVAL Office is a DEMON STRAIGHT from the SEWERS OF HELL!!! He is SATAN's most desperate BUTT-SLAUGHTERING TURD!!! With his every move, he is secretly MOCKING THE POPE!!! SHOCKING!!!
SANTA CLAUS was himself seen to GIVE OBAMA the FINGER only days before the 2008 election. THAT'S WHY THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUS!!! When Obama FARTS IN HIS SLEEP, it causes the NEGATION OF EXISTENCE for ANYONE WITH THE 38-HOX-B Chromosome! THAT'S well over 850 TRILLION PEOPLE worldwide!!! And when that happens, UFOs from OUTER SPACE will EMERGE from SAN ANTONIO TEXAS to begin their nefarious evil plot to make EVERYTHING THREE TIMES AS LARGE as it currently is!!! I swear, if you just GO TO SAN ANTONIO, you'll see OBAMA riding on his EVIL CATHOLIC HELL BEAST made in the SHAPE OF MEGATRON from the TRANSFORMERS and wherever he goes, you'll see those UFOs just WAITING for their OPPORTUNITY TO LAUNCH!!! For REAL, BRO!!! OBAMA runs a secret cabal of SUN-HATING NINJAS, who FLY AROUND WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING and cut people's fingernails with their MENACING RAZOR SHARP NINJA SWORDS!!! They're only practicing to CUT YOUR HEAD OFF WHEN OBAMACARE ROLLS OUT and you have to GO TO THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE YOU'LL HAVE CANCER FROM ALL THE RADIATION FROM THE UFOs!!!
Secret photos in my possession reveal that OBAMA is CHTHULU HIMSELF!!! The DEAD LORD OF R'LYEH is COMING FOR US ALL!!! The BIBLE WARNS US that when the Army-Navy game is SHUT DOWN, the DEAD CHTHULU WILL RISE to have SEX with REAL LIVE GIRLS!!! It's right there in Isaiah!!! I know, because when you spell OBAMA like OHBAMMA then OHBAMMA and CHTHULU have EXACTLY THE SAME NUMBER OF LETTERS!!! And OHBAMMA means CHTHULU BACKWARDS in ANCIENT RUSSIAN!!! That's why PUTIN is OBAMA's EVIL TWIN SISTER and HEIR to the THRONE of the KINGDOM of VERMONT!!!
If we don't wake up soon and HEED THE PROPHECY, on CHRISTMAS EVE 2015 everyone will MAGICALLY TRANSFORM into WICKER MODELS of AUSTRALIA!!! But it's NOT TOO LATE!!! Only if everyone comes NAKED BEFORE THE LORD at 335 F BOURGONNE STREET in NEW ORLEANS and MAKES AN OFFERING of SACRED FLOURESCENT COORDINATES can we be saved!!!
Carter ruined the dreams of the Olympic team in order for that gaping asshole to pretend he did something about the Soviet invasion of a country we invaded as well
syphilis apparently does nasty things to brains?
I'm no Carter fan. He was a lousy president. I believe he wasn't evil, just ignorant. I think Obama is evil.
Dude, you gotta give him credit. That was over the top creative mockery.
I remember numerous federal government shutdowns during the Carter administration and no service academy football games were ever canceled.
In fact only under President Obama's and Harry Reid's government shutdown has any service academy sporting events have been canceled. It never happened during the other 17 government shutdowns during the Carter, Reagan, Bush and Clinton administrations.
This is complete incompetence of the Obama administration. It's actually been 4 years and 9 months of failures and incompetencies.
I think Obama does this BS on purpose then blames it on G.W. Bush or the Republicans.
Shutdown threatens football
The Defense Department has suspended all intercollegiate athletic events for the military service academies due to the government shutdown.
The shutdown may affect the college football game between Navy and Air Force on Saturday as well. A soccer game between the Naval Academy and Howard University scheduled for Tuesday has already been canceled.
“As a result of the government shutdown, the Department of Defense has suspended all intercollegiate athletic competitions at the Service Academies,” the Naval Academy said in a statement.
Read more: Shutdown threatens Navy-Air Force game - The Hill's DEFCON Hill
sound point, its the catalyst for that creative effort that we can debate!
Considering the absurdity of the opening post, I didn't think it could be topped.
That post showed me I was wrong. Oh So Wrong.
Name one thing that actually matters more than these football games? Surely you jest?
Carter was a gaping asshole. I met dozens of presidential detail agents who said he was a phony-he pretended to be a nice guy, he was a complete asshole in person. ask the people on the 1980 team who wanted to do what SIR Seb Coe (organizer of the 2012 games, 1980 GOLD MEDALIST in track in Moscow) did and compete under the IOC flag. Jimmy the dickhead Carter threatened IRS investigations of those athletes or worse.
as one of my friends who was deprived a chance to defend his 76 title noted, when Carter dies, everyone on that 80 team will become a sprinter as they run to see who can be the first to piss on Carter's grave.
Nothing Obama has done SO FAR was as venal as what that smiling turd from Georgia did to our athletes
So you cant. Figured.
OK. I think that when Kruschchev pounded his shoe on the table at the UN and hollered we will bury you, he was talking about Obama. I'll accept your take on Carter. They both suck.
I hope this is still going on this weekend so I can go hiking in the National Park. There will be nobody there to tell me I can't. I might even catch a fish and not tell anyone. :shock:
No pesky Forest Rangers snooping around.
Actually, reading this can make one a bit ambivalent...Geez, I have to agree. Shutting down the army-navy game is going TOO DAMN FAR.
There was a time when a man could walk down the street in this country and not have to worry about government shutdown affecting football games. There's only one word for it: RE-DICK-YOU-LESS.
I mean, there's no telling where it's going to end. What's next? I saw secret documents just the other day which showed that Obama is planning to distribute ONE POUND of SYPHILIS to every man, woman, and CHILD in this great nation. Do you know what that means?!? That means that Obama has been stockpiling 300 million pounds of syphilis since DAY ONE of his administration.
Do you realize how many BABY KANGAROOS had to DIE by BRUTAL STRANGULATION to yield up that much syphilis? It's a number so staggering that I'm STAGGERED BEYOND BELIEF! My neighbors had to give up their kangaroos two years ago, all for this SECRET OBAMA PLOT! The TEACHERS of THIS GREAT COUNTRY should be ASHAMED!!! They all owe us a whopping $280!!! APIECE!!!
And when the next HURRICANE hits the gulf coast, you can bet there will be SHRIMP in MINNESOTA, people!!! My God, what will it take to get you all to WAKE THE HELL UP!!! The man in the OVAL Office is a DEMON STRAIGHT from the SEWERS OF HELL!!! He is SATAN's most desperate BUTT-SLAUGHTERING TURD!!! With his every move, he is secretly MOCKING THE POPE!!! SHOCKING!!!
SANTA CLAUS was himself seen to GIVE OBAMA the FINGER only days before the 2008 election. THAT'S WHY THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUS!!! When Obama FARTS IN HIS SLEEP, it causes the NEGATION OF EXISTENCE for ANYONE WITH THE 38-HOX-B Chromosome! THAT'S well over 850 TRILLION PEOPLE worldwide!!! And when that happens, UFOs from OUTER SPACE will EMERGE from SAN ANTONIO TEXAS to begin their nefarious evil plot to make EVERYTHING THREE TIMES AS LARGE as it currently is!!! I swear, if you just GO TO SAN ANTONIO, you'll see OBAMA riding on his EVIL CATHOLIC HELL BEAST made in the SHAPE OF MEGATRON from the TRANSFORMERS and wherever he goes, you'll see those UFOs just WAITING for their OPPORTUNITY TO LAUNCH!!! For REAL, BRO!!! OBAMA runs a secret cabal of SUN-HATING NINJAS, who FLY AROUND WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING and cut people's fingernails with their MENACING RAZOR SHARP NINJA SWORDS!!! They're only practicing to CUT YOUR HEAD OFF WHEN OBAMACARE ROLLS OUT and you have to GO TO THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE YOU'LL HAVE CANCER FROM ALL THE RADIATION FROM THE UFOs!!!
Secret photos in my possession reveal that OBAMA is CHTHULU HIMSELF!!! The DEAD LORD OF R'LYEH is COMING FOR US ALL!!! The BIBLE WARNS US that when the Army-Navy game is SHUT DOWN, the DEAD CHTHULU WILL RISE to have SEX with REAL LIVE GIRLS!!! It's right there in Isaiah!!! I know, because when you spell OBAMA like OHBAMMA then OHBAMMA and CHTHULU have EXACTLY THE SAME NUMBER OF LETTERS!!! And OHBAMMA means CHTHULU BACKWARDS in ANCIENT RUSSIAN!!! That's why PUTIN is OBAMA's EVIL TWIN SISTER and HEIR to the THRONE of the KINGDOM of VERMONT!!!
If we don't wake up soon and HEED THE PROPHECY, on CHRISTMAS EVE 2015 everyone will MAGICALLY TRANSFORM into WICKER MODELS of AUSTRALIA!!! But it's NOT TOO LATE!!! Only if everyone comes NAKED BEFORE THE LORD at 335 F BOURGONNE STREET in NEW ORLEANS and MAKES AN OFFERING of SACRED FLOURESCENT COORDINATES can we be saved!!!
I can throw some logs in the fire place tonight and don't have to worry that the EPA will be knocking on my door to issue me a $500 ticket.
I might even replace the bulbs in my lamps to night with incandescent bulbs.
Football is an essential service and we should have closed down something else that is less important. How about Air Traffic Control? Why would you be flying during a football game?
The horror. Oh, the horror.
Stocks went up today because footballers were buying stocks?
TurtleDude said:sound point, its the catalyst for that creative effort that we can debate!
Do you really need proof ?
Don't forget to rebelliously flush too much and to water your lawn.
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