Naked man, 91, holds drunken intruder at gunpoint

[Oftencold]

(AP) – 22 hours ago

LAKE WORTH, Fla. — Authorities said a naked 91-year-old man was able to hold a drunken intruder at gunpoint until deputies arrived. Robert E. Thompson jumped out of bed early Saturday when his dog starting growling and attacking the intruder. He said he got his revolver and went out back to let the guy know how he felt about home invaders.

Thompson, a World War II veteran, said he didn't even notice he was standing outside in the dark without any clothes on.

ARTICLE: The Associated Press: Naked man, 91, holds drunken intruder at gunpoint

Safety note: DO NOT invite this man to "End of Life Couseling." He might just be the one making the decisions about who gets to live.

 

[Apocalypse]

And the expected question is, where were his parents?

 

[Goshin]

A certain friend of mine's wife once ran off some thieves by appearing on the porch, wearing only a 9mm Glock. :mrgreen:

They should not have interrupted her shower. She really hates that.

 

[Harshaw]

Actually, the expected question would be about cocking his gun, etc.. :2razz:

 

[Middleground]

Actually, the expected question would be about cocking his gun, etc.. :2razz:

That's the thing. I was which "gun" he was cocking. :2razz:

 

[WI Crippler]

How do you not notice your nutsack dragging on the floor?

 

[Alex Libman]

Gun rights FTW!