Myth: man invented electricity

[Valery]

Coincidence in evolution? A logical development of a fish? Eels are smarted than humans?

 

[zyzygy]

Coincidence in evolution? A logical development of a fish? Eels are smarted than humans?

Once again you got something right! That makes twice! Man did not invent electricity. Well done!

 

[bongsaway]

Coincidence in evolution? A logical development of a fish? Eels are smarted than humans?

Try this, nature, it's super diverse.

 

[Buckeyes85]

Who claimed that man invented electricity? That's like saying Newton invented gravity. (spoiler alert: he didn't).

 

[zyzygy]

Who claimed that man invented electricity? That's like saying Newton invented gravity. (spoiler alert: he didn't).

Such a claim has never been made. Valery fails yet again.

 

[Buckeyes85]

Such a claim has never been made. Valery fails yet again.

Ok, thanks. New to the board (obviously) and trying to get the lay of the land.

 

[zyzygy]

Coincidence in evolution? A logical development of a fish? Eels are smarted than humans?

Are you related to Mashmont?

 

[zyzygy]

Ok, thanks. New to the board (obviously) and trying to get the lay of the land.

The lay of this land is that an imaginary god invented electricity. Actually, it was the Big Bang Goblins who invented it.

 

[Daisy]

Man merely discovered electricity...it had always been there...

 

[Valery]

Man merely discovered electricity...it had always been there...

Fish discovered it first.

 

[zyzygy]

Fish discovered it first.

Discovered? Evolved is the word you were groping for.

 

[Valery]

Discovered? Evolved is the word you were groping for.

I had no idea you knew of such a word — but no, it's not.

 

[Checkerboard Strangler]

I had no idea you knew of such a word — but no, it's not.

How much do you actually KNOW about electricity, or electronics?

 

[TheDoctorWasIn]

Fish discovered it first.

I imagine the first lifeform to be struck by a bolt of lightening discovered electricity first.

 

[Checkerboard Strangler]

The first life form with functioning brain and muscle discovered electricity because electricity is what makes both work.
But the problem is, until one reaches a level where said life form has self awareness AND the ability to reason with logic, said "discovery" was passive.

No one invented electricity because electricity is the movement of a charged atomic particle through a conductor, hence the basic building block for much of the Universe.

 

[Valery]

I imagine the first lifeform to be struck by a bolt of lightening discovered electricity first.

So, clouds discovered it first? But they don't have brains.... It must've come "from nowhere for no reason" like any atheist..

 

[TheDoctorWasIn]

So, clouds discovered it first? But they don't have brains.... It must've come "from nowhere for no reason" like any atheist..

This doesn't make any sense. I hope you realize that.

 

[Valery]

How much do you actually KNOW about electricity, or electronics?

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Not much. Nor do I aspire to know.

Obviously my point is that while atheists like to think men self-sufficient with no need for God, a humble creature they think is worth nothing compared to man — namely a fish —has been using electric shocks as a weapon, for who knows how long, while this "noble" creature — namely, man — which came from sperm, has only just discovered what electricity is and how to use it.

 

[Valery]

This doesn't make any sense. I hope you realize that.

Of course. If I wrote something that makes sense, how would the atheists here understand it?

 

[TheDoctorWasIn]

Of course. If I wrote something that makes sense, how would the atheists here understand it?

You're not doing "your side" any favors here.

 

[Valery]

You're not doing "your side" any favors here.

I'm not doing any favors. I'm merely trying to speak a language of disbelief. It isn't easy. The only guide I have is the psychology of arrogance.

 

[Checkerboard Strangler]

Not much. Nor do I aspire to know.

Then stop spewing hocus pocus about things you know nothing about.

 

[Aunt Antifa]

Coincidence in evolution? A logical development of a fish? Eels are smarted than humans?

And who says Christians don‘t love science!

 

[Checkerboard Strangler]

Conspiracy theory, pure CT, if not, then flush worthy.
There is nothing to "believe" or "not believe" here.
Electricity is governed by the laws of physics.

 

[Valery]

And who says Christians don‘t love science!

Who, oh teller of tales?