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What's the most insulting thing a lover has ever said to you?
 
That he needed variety. Whether he meant it to be insulting or not, I'm not aware.
 
rivrrat said:
What's the most insulting thing a lover has ever said to you?
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"You have the body of a middle-aged woman".
This from my ex-husband when I was 18 years old, nursing, and having recently delivered two children.
 
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"You have the body of a middle-aged woman".
This from my ex-husband when I was 18 years old, nursing, and having recently delivered two children.
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That's ****in' cold. I'm glad he's got the "ex" going nowadays.
 
Tucker Case said:
That's ****in' cold. I'm glad he's got the "ex" going nowadays.
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Well, I got my revenge; I shaped up and got hot again. He went downhill.
 
It's when she says NOTHING. That's the worst hands down.

No words, just The Look. You know that there arent any words adequate to describe what she wants to say :shock:
 
Heh. Well, let's see...

"You're a useless piece of ****"?

"Your music is so annoying! God, I don't want a musician, been there, done that"?

I'm pretty sure "Oh... you're a 6 or 7" hurt the most.
 
Shewter said:
It's when she says NOTHING. That's the worst hands down.

No words, just The Look. You know that there arent any words adequate to describe what she wants to say :shock:
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They stop doing the Look after you pluck out their eyes. But then it's the screaming and running around and the bumping into things, which is SO annoying because then you can barely hear Sportscenter.
 
Tucker Case said:
They stop doing the Look after you pluck out their eyes. But then it's the screaming and running around and the bumping into things, which is SO annoying because then you can barely hear Sportscenter.
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Closed Captioning, its not just for the deaf anymore....
 
"Yeah, let's get out the sex manual" upon suggesting a different position.
 
Wow. If these are "the worst things a lover has ever said to you", then y'all don't have very imaginative lovers.
Don't you guys, you know, ever get angry at your partners and scream sexual insults at each other?
I go off like I've got Tourette's when I'm angry, and don't even know what I'm saying; just fling out random insults like handfuls of shuriken, hoping at least one of them will hit the target.
To this day, my husband still insists that I once called him a "fat ass tit-man" when we were fighting, although I have no recollection of this. He trots it out sullenly every time he's in a bad mood and trying to make a point about what a bitch I am. It obviously eats at him, and no amount of reassurance on my part can persuade him that I didn't really mean it.
 
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I think the last time I told this story, people jumped to wierd conclusions. Anyway, in high school, this girl asks my friend while they are having sex if he loves her. He says, "Does it matter?" (she gave it away freely)
 
I had a girl tell me that I was "pretty good" one time. She was an expert as she had seen more dick than the urinals at O'Hare airport.
 
independent_thinker2002 said:
I had a girl tell me that I was "pretty good" one time. She was an expert as she had seen more dick than the urinals at O'Hare airport.
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I got told I was the "third best" by a similarly experienced woman. I took it as a compliment(assuming it was true). Hotdog down a hallway, and all that....
 
WI Crippler said:
I got told I was the "third best" by a similarly experienced woman. I took it as a compliment(assuming it was true). Hotdog down a hallway, and all that....
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"Hotdog down a hallway".....:rofl
 
I can't think of any, really. I remember one time my cousin told me he called his girlfriend her sister's name while she was going down on him. I thought that was pretty damn insulting.
 
americanwoman said:
I can't think of any, really. I remember one time my cousin told me he called his girlfriend her sister's name while she was going down on him. I thought that was pretty damn insulting.
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I was so drunk one time I called a girl three different names which none were hers. She slept with my roomate the next weekend. :mrgreen:
 
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