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ptsdkid said:I don’t get it. I placed a singles personal ad in a local newspaper. I’m getting swamped with e-mail responses from liberal women. I know what you’re thinking, that a 56. y.o. male should be pleased to get any attention from the fairer sex.
Let me paraphrase the personal ad:
Divorced 56 y.o. male 5’ 10” 195 pounds in excellent boot camp shape. Non smoker, light social drinker. Highly opinionated Conservative/Republican.
Can be a romantic sweet talking charmer with the ‘right’ candidate. Willing and able to knock your socks or pantyhose off under any condition.
I love to travel and explore romantic hideaways. Our first date would consist of finding the perfect heart-shaped bed and bathtub at a Pocono Mountain retreat. This first date could only be topped by me giving you a total body massage to help seduce the mood.
I am down to earth, street wise, a veteran, easy going, easy to talk to and with, and I possess a very dry often sardonic sense of humor.
Prefer Conservative republican women.
Why have 90% of my responses been from liberal women? I always thought that liberal women preferred to date bi-sexual male hairdresser types because they were less threatening to them. Perhaps its just my magnetic charm that lures this type of woman into my hands.
ptsdkid said:Why have 90% of my responses been from liberal women?
RightatNYU said:What does 90% of zero work out to?
Blue Collar Joe said:There are bi-sexual male hairdressers? Male hair dressers that sleep with women!?!?!?!?
vergiss said:For the love of God you two, remember to use birth control. :shock:
ptsdkid said:I don’t get it. I placed a singles personal ad in a local newspaper. I’m getting swamped with e-mail responses from liberal women. I know what you’re thinking, that a 56. y.o. male should be pleased to get any attention from the fairer sex.
Let me paraphrase the personal ad:
Divorced 56 y.o. male 5’ 10” 195 pounds in excellent boot camp shape. Non smoker, light social drinker. Highly opinionated Conservative/Republican.
Can be a romantic sweet talking charmer with the ‘right’ candidate. Willing and able to knock your socks or pantyhose off under any condition.
I love to travel and explore romantic hideaways. Our first date would consist of finding the perfect heart-shaped bed and bathtub at a Pocono Mountain retreat. This first date could only be topped by me giving you a total body massage to help seduce the mood.
I am down to earth, street wise, a veteran, easy going, easy to talk to and with, and I possess a very dry often sardonic sense of humor.
Prefer Conservative republican women.
Why have 90% of my responses been from liberal women? I always thought that liberal women preferred to date bi-sexual male hairdresser types because they were less threatening to them. Perhaps its just my magnetic charm that lures this type of woman into my hands.
Hoot said:And women know conservatives generally have bigger bulges in their pants
Apparently not. That's why...ptsdkid said:I don’t get it.
Is there anything sadder than looking for love by placing an add?I placed a singles personal ad in a local newspaper.
Well, besides answering an add.I’m getting swamped with e-mail responses from liberal women.
Is there anything sadder than looking for love by placing an add?
teacher said:Apparently not. That's why...
Is there anything sadder than looking for love by placing an add?
Well, besides answering an add.
ptsdkid said:***Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I've been having a hell of a time with this newest liberal chick that I met from the personal ad. What a fireball in the sack. I keep telling her not to open her mouth when it comes to talking about politics. She now has been conditioned to only open those sweet lips when it comes to sex.
Meanwhile, has it been determined if you are indeed a fagg*t?
ptsdkid said:Meanwhile, has it been determined if you are indeed a fagg*t?
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