- Joined
- Dec 14, 2005
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- New Hampshire
- Gender
- Male
- Political Leaning
- Very Conservative
I don’t get it. I placed a singles personal ad in a local newspaper. I’m getting swamped with e-mail responses from liberal women. I know what you’re thinking, that a 56. y.o. male should be pleased to get any attention from the fairer sex.
Let me paraphrase the personal ad:
Divorced 56 y.o. male 5’ 10” 195 pounds in excellent boot camp shape. Non smoker, light social drinker. Highly opinionated Conservative/Republican.
Can be a romantic sweet talking charmer with the ‘right’ candidate. Willing and able to knock your socks or pantyhose off under any condition.
I love to travel and explore romantic hideaways. Our first date would consist of finding the perfect heart-shaped bed and bathtub at a Pocono Mountain retreat. This first date could only be topped by me giving you a total body massage to help seduce the mood.
I am down to earth, street wise, a veteran, easy going, easy to talk to and with, and I possess a very dry often sardonic sense of humor.
Prefer Conservative republican women.
Why have 90% of my responses been from liberal women? I always thought that liberal women preferred to date bi-sexual male hairdresser types because they were less threatening to them. Perhaps its just my magnetic charm that lures this type of woman into my hands.
Let me paraphrase the personal ad:
Divorced 56 y.o. male 5’ 10” 195 pounds in excellent boot camp shape. Non smoker, light social drinker. Highly opinionated Conservative/Republican.
Can be a romantic sweet talking charmer with the ‘right’ candidate. Willing and able to knock your socks or pantyhose off under any condition.
I love to travel and explore romantic hideaways. Our first date would consist of finding the perfect heart-shaped bed and bathtub at a Pocono Mountain retreat. This first date could only be topped by me giving you a total body massage to help seduce the mood.
I am down to earth, street wise, a veteran, easy going, easy to talk to and with, and I possess a very dry often sardonic sense of humor.
Prefer Conservative republican women.
Why have 90% of my responses been from liberal women? I always thought that liberal women preferred to date bi-sexual male hairdresser types because they were less threatening to them. Perhaps its just my magnetic charm that lures this type of woman into my hands.