I have photographic proof that the government is brainwashing innocent kittens and training them in the art of assassination. Their targets are unknown, but some sources say they may be used to target conspiracy theorist in order to shut them down before they blow the lid off of all the well planned world dominating projects being perpetrated around the globe. It will only be a matter of time until we see their deadly work being carried out. One source even indicates that some of the prototype kitten killers where used to lace the WTC with explosives. There can be no doubt of the deadliness of cute cuddly covert killers, so take this as a warning and be very wary of anyone giving away free kittens, for one just might be assigned to take you out.