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Just leveled up my rednecking

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Seriously a 20 dollar walmart chair I can easily afford to replace, but what fun is that. First the locking bolt snapped off that held the back to the bottom, so I welded it with 6013 rod on my porch. Now the back ripped off, since I could not weld plastic and cloth to steel, I did what any sensible redneck would do rather than spend 20 beers, I mean dollars.


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Seriously a 20 dollar walmart chair I can easily afford to replace, but what fun is that. First the locking bolt snapped off that held the back to the bottom, so I welded it with 6013 rod on my porch. Now the back ripped off, since I could not weld plastic and cloth to steel, I did what any sensible redneck would do rather than spend 20 beers, I mean dollars.


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Is it supposed to move:

If yes, then WD40
If no, then duct tape

And no problem is bigger than a chainsaw.
 

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It isn't finished until that tape gets some black spraypaint.

Or camo. That would work as well.
 

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It isn't finished until that tape gets some black spraypaint.

Or camo. That would work as well.

Krylon camo paint is 5 bucks a can here, and if I do not use krylon it aint worth my time. That is 1/4 the cost of a new chair, plus side I have desert tan and od green krylon cans laying around, now if flat black fell into my hands for free:shock:
 

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Krylon camo paint is 5 bucks a can here, and if I do not use krylon it aint worth my time. That is 1/4 the cost of a new chair, plus side I have desert tan and od green krylon cans laying around, now if flat black fell into my hands for free:shock:

Well, if you've got a camo pillow case (and, honestly, what redneck residence doesn't have camo bedding) you just slip that little number right over the back, and fast than a Georgia Moon Cricket on a fencepost, problem solved.

And it you've got two of them, that's a matching pair. Woot! Perfect for when company stops by for a little socializing.
 

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Well, if you've got a camo pillow case (and, honestly, what redneck residence doesn't have camo bedding) you just slip that little number right over the back, and fast than a Georgia Moon Cricket on a fencepost, problem solved.

And it you've got two of them, that's a matching pair. Woot! Perfect for when company stops by for a little socializing.

I do not have camo bedding or pillow case, I have some camo clothes for hunting, and my old dodge which now rusts because I can not get time at work to fix the ignition and screw paying towing costs is od green. That flat od green is actually the best camo, I could park it at night and no one would ever find it, myself included.

On another note, why do rednecks shop in camo at walmart, seriously camo is to blend in, if I went to walmart in camo, I would be wearing a giant cheerios box.
 

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I would love to add some insight to this.....

level of intelligence....

But in all honesty, I can' t think of how to outdo the others.
 

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Back in the college days when I wanted to look poor and cool, I made furniture out of plastic milk crates. End tables, TV Stand dining room table, book cases.

My "chandelier" was a bucket with a light bulb in it hanging over the table.

I was artfully tacky.
 

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I do not have camo bedding or pillow case, I have some camo clothes for hunting, and my old dodge which now rusts because I can not get time at work to fix the ignition and screw paying towing costs is od green. That flat od green is actually the best camo, I could park it at night and no one would ever find it, myself included.

On another note, why do rednecks shop in camo at walmart, seriously camo is to blend in, if I went to walmart in camo, I would be wearing a giant cheerios box.


Couldn't tell you, as I've never set foot in a Walmart, but I've seen online some of the, uh, 'folks' who frequent it.

*shudder*
 

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Back in the college days when I wanted to look poor and cool, I made furniture out of plastic milk crates. End tables, TV Stand dining room table, book cases.

My "chandelier" was a bucket with a light bulb in it hanging over the table.

I was artfully tacky.

That is equally redneck, remember rednecks are international, not just the american south.

I just reached level 2 redneck, duct taping and welding walmart junk together just cuz, and in the past I have made shower heads from beer cans and duct tape, and brewed beer in an army water buffalo, because they brought it and no one ever checked or used the dang thing.

The redneck innovation on google however are level 5 and 6, forget cheap furniture, they make electric windows from hand crank windows and electric drills, bbq's from toilets,etc.
 

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That is equally redneck, remember rednecks are international, not just the american south.

I just reached level 2 redneck, duct taping and welding walmart junk together just cuz, and in the past I have made shower heads from beer cans and duct tape, and brewed beer in an army water buffalo, because they brought it and no one ever checked or used the dang thing.

The redneck innovation on google however are level 5 and 6, forget cheap furniture, they make electric windows from hand crank windows and electric drills, bbq's from toilets,etc.

If making a shower head at level 5 is normal, then how do we condemn those who learn?
 

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If making a shower head at level 5 is normal, then how do we condemn those who learn?

Shower head is level 2 at best, or level one military non redneck. Making a wheelchair with mudgrippers is level 5.
 

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Couldn't tell you, as I've never set foot in a Walmart, but I've seen online some of the, uh, 'folks' who frequent it.

*shudder*

True rednecks don't go to Walmart. If you can't get it at the hardware store, it's the woman's job.
 
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