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[Navy Pride]

Jogger

Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.

With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.

"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.

This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back,"Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to
accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary
would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five bucks?"

 

[Captain America]

A tornado came down and took four of our presidents to the merry ol' Land of Oz....

Upon arrival the Wizard of Oz asked the prsidents what they wanted.

Nixon spoke up first and said, "Well, people say I need a heart."

The Wizard said, "If a heart is what you need then a heart you shall have. It is done."

Then Carter spoke up and said, "I need courage."

The Wizard said, "If courage is what you need then courage you shall have. It is done."

Dubya Bush said, "I could really use a brain."

The Wizard said, "If a brain is what you need then a brain you shall have. It is done."

Then the Wizard looked at Clinton who was standing alone, looking around as if he was not paying attention." Impatient, the Wizard asked Clinton, "And just what do you want?"

Clinton replied, "Where's Dorothy?" :rofl