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It's the random stupid question thread!

Just Me 2 said:
Hmmmm interesting.

Because people want to have something but not work for it, they want the magic pill.


Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
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For blind drivers.(scary thought) :mrgreen:

Why is it that when I go all out on a drinking night I feel fine the next day, but when I actually try to moderate my drinking I feel like pure hell the next day?
 
LaMidRighter said:
Why is it that when I go all out on a drinking night I feel fine the next day, but when I actually try to moderate my drinking I feel like pure hell the next day?
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Easy. Cause God has a shitty sense of humor.

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
 
Why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?
 
Hatuey said:
Easy. Cause God has a shitty sense of humor.

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
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Because the guy in charge of making words wanted overtime.

Why is it that the slowest drivers always seem to have the little Jesus fishy on their car. Those people have even greater faith then the average christian, wouldn't they be better off driving like a maniac and speeding up the ascension into heaven? (Think I might be going to hell for that one.:doh )
 
LaMidRighter said:
Because the guy in charge of making words wanted overtime.

Why is it that the slowest drivers always seem to have the little Jesus fishy on their car. Those people have even greater faith then the average christian, wouldn't they be better off driving like a maniac and speeding up the ascension into heaven?
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No, because Jesus hates road rage and speed freaks. He's no fun that guy.

Anyways.

Why do dogs get pissed off when you blow air in their faces and yet stick their heads out the car window when the car is going really fast?
 
Hatuey said:
No, because Jesus hates road rage and speed freaks. He's no fun that guy.

Anyways.

Why do dogs get pissed off when you blow air in their faces and yet stick their heads out the car window when the car is going really fast?
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Because humans have bad breath and the wind doesn't.

Why does Billo keep asking questions without answering the previous one? :mrgreen:
 
Why do women sometimes end a question with, "Be honest!"
Example:
Woman: "What do you want to do tonight, be honest?"
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And you know, she doesn't want an "honest" answer,
she wants a "correct" answer!

An "honest" answer would be:
Man: "I want to bang you and go shoot pool with my buddy's"
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But the "correct" answer we all whind up giving:
Man: "I don't care, whatever you want to do".
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Billo_Really said:
Why do women sometimes end a question with, "Be honest!"And you know, she doesn't want an "honest" answer,
she wants a "correct" answer!

An "honest" answer would be:
But the "correct" answer we all whind up giving:
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It's quite simple! Because we actually DO want you to be honest.

And btw... if my BF said he wanted to bang me and then go shoot pool with his buds, I'd be perfectly fine with that and probably jump him right then and there. ;)



If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
 
rivrrat said:
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Neither. He'd be dead. A turtle's spine is attached to it's shell so if it can't get out of it even if it wanted. :P

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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
 
Hatuey said:
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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depends on whether or not he's having an episode I think.

Why is it that whenever a tornado or other natural disaster strikes the reporters on scene always try to find the dumbest member of the community to interview?
 
Hatuey said:
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Good question...let's ask doughgirl and find out.

If I beat up another gay person, is it considered a hate crime?
 
jallman said:
If I beat up another gay person, is it considered a hate crime?
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No. It's considered a bitch fight by most women, entertainment by most men and a favor by Christian Fundamentalists(ZING!).

Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?
 
Hatuey said:
No. It's considered a bitch fight by most women, entertainment by most men and a favor by Christian Fundamentalists(ZING!).

Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?
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I'd only be unnerved if they said anything to the effect of "Hope it turns out better *this* time".

Why does a house burn up and burn down at the same time? I mean, come on English usage. Just choose one direction in which to burn and stick with it.
 
Gunface said:
Why does a house burn up and burn down at the same time? I mean, come on English usage. Just choose one direction in which to burn and stick with it.
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Because houses go 'both ways'.

Why do women with straight hair want curly hair and women with curly hair want straight hair?
 
rivrrat said:
What are imitation rhinestones?
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Think of Swarovski diamonds. But cheaper and with more plastic in them.

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What did cats ever do to God? Why does he kill a kitten everytime 14 year olds masturbate?
 
Hatuey said:
Think of Swarovski diamonds. But cheaper and with more plastic in them.

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What did cats ever do to God? Why does he kill a kitten everytime 14 year olds masturbate?
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Because He would rather kill a kitten than strike a 14 year old blind.

Why can the Japanese build great cars but not operate them properly?
 
jallman said:
Why can the Japanese build great cars but not operate them properly?
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Because they're distracted by thought of Godzilla attacking whenever they get into a toyota. KAYAKA! KAYAKA! GODZILLA!

Pepsi or Coke?
 
Hatuey said:
Because they're distracted by thought of Godzilla attacking whenever they get into a toyota. KAYAKA! KAYAKA! GODZILLA!

Pepsi or Coke?
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Pepsi...unless I'm hanging out with a couple of hookers and the mayor in a hotel room...then it's definitely coke.

Can you blindfold an asian with dental floss?
 
jallman said:
Can you blindfold an asian with dental floss?
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With advanced combat training, anythings possible, but that's just cruel.

Why is it that when you get very little sleep you feel like a million bucks the next morning, but when you get more than the average you feel like total crap?
 
LaMidRighter said:
Why is it that when you get very little sleep you feel like a million bucks the next morning, but when you get more than the average you feel like total crap?
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As with the previous alcohol question, it's because God has a wicked sense of humor.

Why don't women leave the toilet seat up?
 
Jerry said:
As with the previous alcohol question, it's because God has a wicked sense of humor.

Why don't women leave the toilet seat up?
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Because we don't need it up to go.



Why can't men pee sitting down?
 
Jerry said:
Because we don’t want to stand in long lines at the public restroom :cool:

Cats or dogs?
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boa constrictors. But if it's limited to the two choices, dogs hands down.

Why is it that we use the word right to signal correctness, but not left to signal wrongness???????????
 
LaMidRighter said:
Why is it that we use the word right to signal correctness, but not left to signal wrongness???????????
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We use "left" to signal wrongness all the time: "leftist-liberals", "the left coast", "cut and run", "war for oil", "Bush lied", "Clinton", "democrat".... Politically, pretty much everything "left" = wrong :cool: :2wave:

In balance, we also use "right" to signal wrongness as well: "right to choose", "right to GM", and similar.
However, "right" typically represents correctness: "right to keep and bear arms", "right to free speech", "right to gender equality", etc. Politicaly, prity much everything "right" is correct :mrgreen:

Boa constrictor aye? Pinkies, mice, rats, kittens or bunnies?
 
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