It’s Official: Trump Now Has Hottest Cabinet Of All Time

[Michael Cole]

Brunettes are hotter.

Obama aide

She says "get over it."

Congressional candidate who posed for Maxim wants you to get over it

This congressional candidate’s resume includes a degree from Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government, a White House gig — and a Maxim photo spread. But Alejandra Campoverdi, who is…

nypost.com

The satire in the OP is okay. This is salacious.

 

[X Factor]

Righties always punch down.

Which translates to “it’s only a problem if righties do it.”

 

[Peter]

Oh yes, screw competence and being qualified.

Government is all about sexing it up now.
It's just a shame Trump himself is such a fat tub of lard.

 

[dobieg]

And…this is why America is screwed.

......ugly chick?

 

[Noodlegawd]

Righties always punch down.

Down? If you say so. It's good to know your place, I guess.

 

[RobertU]

So sad that for Trump and Trumpists, cabinet members are chosen from "central casting" and competence has nothing to do with the selection.

We are living in a scripted reality inside a computer simulation. So, all the major players are from "central casting."

 

[Manc Skipper]

A cabinet so hot they can crash and burn the nation so Trump's disaster capitalist friends can pick up the pieces for pennies.

 

[Phys251]

Which translates to “it’s only a problem if righties do it.”

That makes no sense.

Down? If you say so. It's good to know your place, I guess.

Yes, that's what you want.

 

[CaughtInThe]

 

[X Factor]

No second term.

 

[Beruit 1978]

No second term.

No first term, either. His handlers have had an interesting term though.

 

[Decypher]

Because the quoted piece says he's hot.

"Caroline Leavitt, Tulsi Gabbard, Pam Bondi, Tom Homan. That's an all-star team of hotness if I've ever seen one."

Do you read beyond headlines?

He only looks at the pictures.

 

[ElChupacabra]

They'd better at least look good, that's all they've got

The new administration is being staffed as if it were a season of The Apprentice so that you have some focusing on a vapid topic like the number of attractive people is right on the mark.

 

[ElChupacabra]

 

[CaughtInThe]