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It’s Official: Trump Now Has Hottest Cabinet Of All Time

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It’s Official: Trump Now Has Hottest Cabinet Of All Time
PALM BEACH, FL — Less than one month after the presidential election and still eight weeks away from his inauguration, experts have already confirmed that President-Elect Donald Trump now has the hottest cabinet of all time.

Trump has quickly assembled his roster of officials as he prepared to commence his second term as president, drawing strong reactions from analysts who hailed his team as by far the sexiest cabinet in American history.

"I just can't stop ogling his picks, especially that Border Czar," said one political expert. "We've always known that Trump had an affinity for surrounding himself with beautiful people, but this new cabinet takes the cake. Not even the astounding mustaches and mutton chops found in the Martin Van Buren administration can hold a candle to this. Caroline Leavitt, Tulsi Gabbard, Pam Bondi, Tom Homan. That's an all-star team of hotness if I've ever seen one."

Though critics raised concerns about Trump appointing candidates based on their looks, his transition team defended the selections. "Would you rather stare at ugly people during all the cabinet meetings?" one source asked. "President-Elect Trump has found that people work better in an environment filled with good-looking people. That's why he's got people like Kristi Noem on the team. And don't forget Linda McMahon."

According to high-ranking leaders of the Republican Party, former South Carolina Governor Nikkie Haly was still waiting for her phone to ring.

At publishing time, a Trump team insider also disclosed that discussions were taking place to create a "Trump Cabinet 2025" pinup calendar in time for Inauguration Day.
no sad tyres in the bunch
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The “article” is from the Babylon Bee and was more of a joke aimed at the incoming border czar.
Who is in the Hollywood squares top right?

Asking for a friend ❤️
 
Three "hot chicks" is enough for you?

Well I'm 60 years old, so my standards have evolved to fit my own "hotness." I'm not hot, to most 20 year olds, and that's just how it goes. I can see the beauty in older women. If I couldn't do that, I'd be out of the market.

Biden had a record number of women in his cabinet. Harris, Su, Todman, Young and Guzman are all "hot" enough for me. Janet Yellen I must sadly say "too old."


With all due respect to voters who want eye candy more than competence, I expect Cabinet to be old. Competence should matter more than looks.
 
Who is in the Hollywood squares top right?

Asking for a friend ❤️
You won’t be seeing much of her, I think that’s Leavitt the Press Secretary.
 
Sorry, I don't recognize her. Is she in the cabinet as well? She may be the cutest, but she'll have to wait a few years for "hot".

She's an old meme.

To be perfectly frank, I think we should not use images of children. Is it OK if their parents gave consent? ... I honestly don't think so.

In my ideal future where children can vote, of course they should be able to vote for other children. Then parental consent will be critical. However, that complication will be justified by the greater imperative of children voting.
 
You won’t be seeing much of her, I think that’s Leavitt the Press Secretary.
If Trump chose her as Press Secretary, she will be a force to be reckoned with. Good luck Trump haters!
 
She's an old meme.

To be perfectly frank, I think we should not use images of children. Is it OK if their parents gave consent? ... I honestly don't think so.

In my ideal future where children can vote, of course they should be able to vote for other children. Then parental consent will be critical. However, that complication will be justified by the greater imperative of children voting.
How did you feel about Greta Thunberg?
 
So sad that for Trump and Trumpists, cabinet members are chosen from "central casting" and competence has nothing to do with the selection.
 
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