After ISIS Leader Called Muslims Everywhere to Terrorism, They Responded With Humor
Over the weekend, news emerged that the leader of the Islamic State group, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, had released a message to his followers. Delivered through ISIS-aligned social media accounts, the 24-minute audio address served as a rallying cry to Muslims around the world to join the cause and taunted the group's growing number of adversaries heading into 2016.
@iyad_elbaghdadi Sorry but I'm watching Star Wars, maybe tomorrow...
Sorry mate, I don't want to risk dying before the next Star Wars comes out.
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@iyad_elbaghdadi in this special occasion, is there any changes in virgin numbers? 72 is so old school.
@yalmaamoun @iyad_elbaghdadi I've heard they're offering an extra 15 virgins as part of a special Black Friday deal in 2016* * =Details TBC
@iyad_elbaghdadi Sorry Amir al-Mushrikeen, I'm busy being a real Muslim, giving to charity etc. Also, your dental plan sucks. #GoatTeethISIS
@iyad_elbaghdadi I wanna wait until April and find out what happened to Jon Snow
@iyad_elbaghdadi can you give me some details of your health plan #IslamIsTheProblem , and what sort of funeral benefits you offer
@iyad_elbaghdadi Oh, dude, can I join? I'm actually an infidel, but I've nearly finished Fallout 4 so I'm going to have loads of time free
@iyad_elbaghdadi You should have told me before. I just renewed my pornhub subscription. Anyways, hope you are enjoying Russian fireworks.
@iyad_elbaghdadi sorry mate but I'm busy radicalizing my jam tonight! Lol pic.twitter.com/Qocsd41vW3
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Mum just made couscous, next time maybe
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Nah dude, it's holiday season, getting tickets is going to be hell and ya girl broke.
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