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The other day during a Job Hazard Assessment someone mentioned making sure to use the truck's power divider while on the sandy right-of-way if the truck has one, and always turn it off before going on the highway. Well you know what they say: "If you don't know: ask", and I didn't know, so I asked "what's a power divider" (thinking it had something to do with a PTO) and they chuckled as if I was joking around. So I Googled it later, and it's a good thing I did because a truck I was using that day had one and I wasn't using it because I didn't even know it was there.
Moral of the story: If you don't know, keep your mouth shut and Google it later with that Droid you're not supposed to have at work otherwise everyone will think you're an idiot.
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The other day during a Job Hazard Assessment someone mentioned making sure to use the truck's power divider while on the sandy right-of-way if the truck has one, and always turn it off before going on the highway. Well you know what they say: "If you don't know: ask", and I didn't know, so I asked "what's a power divider" (thinking it had something to do with a PTO) and they chuckled as if I was joking around. So I Googled it later, and it's a good thing I did because a truck I was using that day had one and I wasn't using it because I didn't even know it was there.
Moral of the story: If you don't know, keep your mouth shut and Google it later with that Droid you're not supposed to have at work otherwise everyone will think you're an idiot.
The other day during a Job Hazard Assessment someone mentioned making sure to use the truck's power divider while on the sandy right-of-way if the truck has one, and always turn it off before going on the highway. Well you know what they say: "If you don't know: ask", and I didn't know, so I asked "what's a power divider" (thinking it had something to do with a PTO) and they chuckled as if I was joking around. So I Googled it later, and it's a good thing I did because a truck I was using that day had one and I wasn't using it because I didn't even know it was there.
Moral of the story: If you don't know, keep your mouth shut and Google it later with that Droid you're not supposed to have at work otherwise everyone will think you're an idiot.
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I ask all sorts of questions and I'm frequently surprised to be presumed to having a hidden agenda. There are over 101 things I don't know and yet if I dare to ask - and I do - I will more likely get attacked instead of answered.
Why do you suppose that is?
Because people aren't nice.
Why aren't people nice?
Why aren't people nice?
I don't know. You are the one who wants to turn teenagers into a food source :mrgreen:
I wish I knew.
Is it possible we are all inherently mean, petty and spiteful ready to insult, offend or harm our competitors and that the tit-for-tat model is all that's holding this all together?
I'm just trying to aid the common good of humankind by turning resouces into resources.
What could go wrong?
I am pretty sure most 15 year olds aren't organic to begin with. Don't be fooled by the smell.
How could I make such an egregious error?
You forget to read the ingredients label would be my guess.
...Googles "non-synchronous transmission"....follow the link and read:if you need to or are told to double clutch,you are using a non syncronous transmission.
...STOP....Googles "cone and collar synchronizing technology"....A non-synchronous transmission is a form of transmission based on gears that do not use synchronizing mechanisms. They are found primarily in various types of agricultural, and commercial vehicles. Because the gear boxes are engineered without "cone and collar" synchronizing technology....
The other day during a Job Hazard Assessment someone mentioned making sure to use the truck's power divider while on the sandy right-of-way if the truck has one, and always turn it off before going on the highway. Well you know what they say: "If you don't know: ask", and I didn't know, so I asked "what's a power divider" (thinking it had something to do with a PTO) and they chuckled as if I was joking around. So I Googled it later, and it's a good thing I did because a truck I was using that day had one and I wasn't using it because I didn't even know it was there.
Moral of the story: If you don't know, keep your mouth shut and Google it later with that Droid you're not supposed to have at work otherwise everyone will think you're an idiot.
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You could always ask yourself....you know, just to double check and be sure.I'll never find out, since I already know everything.
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