Wake up, Sheeple. Everyone knows illness is caused by exactly three things: excessive masturbation, eating marshmallows on Tuesdays after sunset, and Taylor Swift.
If you do not believe me, you have clearly lost the ability to think at all, let alone think critically.
My source? The internet! But not the part of the internet being run by the elite / big pharma people, which is like everything except for checkoutthisquack.com.
Checkoutthisquack.com has been listed as full of shit by every fact checking site and every trusted medical professional in the planet? Ha! Everyone knows that's all communist propaganda designed to make the frogs gay.
And anyone disagreeing with me is clearly on Pfizer's payroll. And communist. And a gay frog. Probably shot multiple times with those Jewish space lasers.
I win, suck it!