If I were to wake up in Heaven

[Knowledge=power]

Someone tried that already in the book of Genesis. Didn't work out too well.

If I had to pick any heaven, I'd hope for the Islamic one. 37 virgins? Can't pass that up.

 

[grip]

If I had to pick any heaven, I'd hope for the Islamic one. 37 virgins? Can't pass that up.

Imagine the euphoria of a heroin buzz X100, a mind sharper than Einstein's, a body like a healthy 20 yr old athlete, the looks of a model, the strength of a blue whale and you can fly.

 

[Knowledge=power]

Imagine the euphoria of a heroin buzz X100, a mind sharper than Einsteins, a body like a healthy 20 yr old athlete, the looks of a model, the strength of blue whale and you can fly.

well when you put it like that... I'd have to think twice.

 

[Risky Thicket]

If I had to pick any heaven, I'd hope for the Islamic one. 37 virgins? Can't pass that up.

I'd prefer one experienced woman who knows what she's doing.

 

[Knowledge=power]

I'd prefer one experienced woman who knows what she's doing.

If I woke up in heaven at all, God would face-palm himself and then kick me out immediately knowing he had made a mistake : /

 

[Surtr]

If I had to pick any heaven, I'd hope for the Islamic one. 37 virgins? Can't pass that up.

That was a recruiting tool by Islamic extremists to get gullible idiots to blow themselves up for Mohammed.