He's been spending a good deal of time up here in Iowa over the last couple years, and I've heard him speak a few times, and I can say, quite confidently, that I would NEVER in a million years vote for Mike Huckabee for president, not a chance in hell.
I'm cool with pro-life candidates, and I'm cool with anti-gay marriage candidates, it's usually a matter of disagreement, but given that the candidate is an ACTUAL conservative (as opposed to a CNN conservative), I'd vote for him.
But Mike Huckabee is the definition of a CNN conservative, he's a stupid smug hick who thinks that the most important issues we face are abortion and gay marriage and whatever ****ing family issue is trendy at the time. And those mother****ers have been the downfall of the Republican party. People used to vote for us because we'd have smart economic policies free of the liberal excesses, and because we'd represent middle American values, but these CNN conservatives don't give a **** about economics or the role of government, and only represent what CNN represents as middle American values, and they play well on television, but they ****ing SUCK at governing, and they're the sole reason why Democrats control congress, poor stewards of the Reagan legacy.