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Flying on Air Force One...

TheAnonymous

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I found this hilarious joke somewhere. Probably too harsh for "On the Lighter Side", so I decided to post it here. Just seemed more appropriate to me, seeing as this could potentially spark a flame war.

Laugh/flame away, but seriously, even you Bush supporters could find this a little funny :lol: Enjoy!



President Bush, The First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.
 

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George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld walk into a bar. The bartender recognizes them and asks them what they're doing there. Bush says "We're plotting World War III. We're going to kill a hundred million Muslims and a big-breasted blonde." The bartender looks puzzled for a moment and asks "Why would you kill a big-breasted blonde?" Rumsfeld turns to Bush and says, "See? I told you no one would care about the Muslims."
 

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TheAnonymous said:
I found this hilarious joke somewhere. Probably too harsh for "On the Lighter Side", so I decided to post it here. Just seemed more appropriate to me, seeing as this could potentially spark a flame war.

Laugh/flame away, but seriously, even you Bush supporters could find this a little funny :lol: Enjoy!



President Bush, The First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.
Heard it with Carter back in '79...

Wait a few years...It'll be with the next President, too...
 

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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