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Oh, and ban forks. They cause obesity, like guns cause crime.
Oh, and ban forks. They cause obesity, like guns cause crime.
Sporks have no purpose other than to shovel food into the mouth as fast as possible. They should be banned.Not even From my cold dead hands will they get my spork:
Sporks have no purpose other than to shovel food into the mouth as fast as possible. They should be banned.
Perhaps the federal government could issue licenses for tableware, depending on your level of obesity.I'm all over the place on the banning of cultery. I just don;t know what to think.
We should get the govenrment to fund a multitude a studies in order to let me know what I should think. I figure about $500,000,000,000 should cover it.
Perhaps the federal government could issue licenses for tableware, depending on your level of obesity.
Class A: All are available (except assault forks, of course)
Class B: All but sporks
Class C: No sporks, spoons or 4-tined forks
etc...
Do you REALLY need a bayonette lug on your steak knife?What about pre-ban cutlery? Do we confiscate or grandfather it?
Perhaps the federal government could issue licenses for tableware, depending on your level of obesity.
Class A: All are available (except assault forks, of course)
Class B: All but sporks
Class C: No sporks, spoons or 4-tined forks
etc...
Do you REALLY need a bayonette lug on your steak knife?
Do you REALLY need a bayonette lug on your steak knife?
Not if you have an assault spoon, with beef-killer rounds.The question is do I really need a knife to go with my spoon.
I thinkm a flat out assualt cutlery ban should automatically be in effect. The only purpose for the bayonet on the steak knife is to steal other people's food.
The irony here is that your sigline states you can eat an entire deer in just one day, Goobieman. :lol:
Wait, what about ovens, and those nuclear things, Microwaves? Should you be allowed to own one of those since they harm the dead animals that make people want assault sporks? :mrgreen:
But, I use nothing by my bare hands and teeth.That is a lotta deer.:shock:
But, I use nothing by my bare hands and teeth.
But, I use nothing by my bare hands and teeth.
We ALL know what kind of damage you can cause if you allow people to misuse ovens.Wait, what about ovens...
Pfffft I do it with my hands tied behind my back
We ALL know what kind of damage you can cause if you allow people to misuse ovens.
We ALL know what kind of damage you can cause if you allow people to misuse ovens.
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