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Fall Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

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Fall Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Sept 19, 2010

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5 Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks,
Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM

Class 6 How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks,
Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7 Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8 Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights;
Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9 I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM
Location to be determined.

Class 10 How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks,
Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11 Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12 How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks,
Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
 

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yay someone posted some sexist crap. Where's Mellie?
 

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Class 11 Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
you've never heard of Sabine Shmitz, have you?
 

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Hey - I laughed!

I'm always humored by female stereotypes. . .and wonder "If I fit into none of these - am I still woman?"
 

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Hey - I laughed!

I'm always humored by female stereotypes. . .and wonder "If I fit into none of these - am I still woman?"
That's usually how I feel ;) LOL And then I play with my breasts and remind myself that yes, indeed, I am still a woman. ;)
 

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Good one!
Yes - that does work - how fun!

The toilet seat habit works against my kids and husband - since females in this house are outnumbered they leave it up often . . . and thus have to clean it often lest they hear me bitch "if you're going to leave the seat up at least wipe it down while you're staring at it!!"

:rofl

Never having to clean the toilet seat off = priceless
 
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Hey - I laughed!

I'm always humored by female stereotypes. . .and wonder "If I fit into none of these - am I still woman?"
In my eyes you will always be a Lady.
 

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That's usually how I feel ;) LOL And then I play with my breasts and remind myself that yes, indeed, I am still a woman. ;)
You could be a fat guy.
 

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Class 7 Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Got me. :doh
 
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