DDD
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Homeland Security now going after small business for copyright infringement. That seams like some thing that should be beneath them. Aren't they supposed to be getting to the bottom of terrorist plots, not doing panty raids for Major league Baseball.
Well it may not be apparent to civilians, but DHS may be on to something with this. The underwear or "Yahllakabum" as it is called in Arabic, has extensive and powerful meanings to terrorists. It is believed that when one dies for their religious causes God immediately looks at the person's underwear. This is so because spirits are bare naked in the above kingdom.
So by eradicating underwear DHS is preventing any potential terrorist attack that may have been ready to be put on practice. No religious terrorist can risk taking terrorist risky measures without first assuring themselves decent underwear that would be appealing to God.