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Charles Barkley has the greatest excuse for speeding ever

RightinNYC

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Following his arrest earlier today for drunk driving, Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had "given him a 'blow job' one week earlier," which the former NBA star described as "the best one he had ever had in his life." According to a Gilbert Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here, police asked Barkley where he was going at the time of the 1:26 AM traffic stop in Scottsdale. "You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job," answered Barkley, who is pictured in the below mug shot. A cooperative Barkley also joked with a civilian police employee that, "I'll tattoo your name on my ass" if it would get him out of the DUI charge.
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Outstanding.

Charles Barkley's Oral Statements - December 31, 2008
 
I heard when they told him he "blew" the stop sign he said there's no way he could've gotten his lips around it.
 
Its obvious these cops need to turn in their man cards. He should have gotten a police escort.
 
If this were anyone else, people who agree with me.


The dood is a scumbag.
 
Add "get a blow job on public transportation" to my bucket list. :mrgreen:
 
Tucker Case said:
Whatever you do, don't do it on the "L". Just trust me on that one.
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I only do mutual masterbation on the "L".

AND NEVER ON THE BROWN LINE! :2razz:
 
Reverend_Hellh0und said:
Is it the disease ridden seats, the crack heads asking you for change between to and fro, or the grafitti that does it for you?
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It's the smells.

A hound should know this. :lol:
 
Tucker, IT, and Crippler, you all are such..........men. Sheesh!

;)
 
aps said:
Come on, NYC. This is "Outstanding" when the guy's married and the woman who gave him a blow job isn't his wife? :shock:
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"Outstanding" in the "can't look away car crash oh wow" way.

Also, I wonder how this will affect his plan to run for Governor of Alabama in 2014?
 
chevydriver1123 said:
Gary's Mod FTW




I think they were sunk when people found out that he has a very serious Gambling problem.
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Or when they found out he's a moronic meathead. I remember when he was a Republican throwing people through windows. I recently heard him slamming Bush. I just shook my head.

I still want him to have my back. :mrgreen:
 
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