Here are some things he does that convince Lefties he’s lying:
1) Says things that are hard to believe, like ‘Mexico will pay for the wall’. It’s hard to believe so Lefties screech, “It must be a lie! It must be a lie!”
2) Jokes around in private in a way fluent English speaking people understand, like when he said to some boozy friends on a bus who were egging him on, “When you’re a star they let you do anything… grab ‘em by the *****.” English is not the first language for millions of Lefties so they think the above translates to, “This is a public announcement: I go around raping and molesting women against their wishes.” When he denies being a rapist they say, “Ay, caramba, by the holy virgin of Guadalupe’s toenails and holy Mary mother of god, the hombre eez the biggest liar! I heard him admit to eet it my own ears, or may God strike me down!”
3) Makes the occasional slip up as all humans do. In your own case you might get on a bus and hand the driver a ticket and he might say, “That’s not a ticket,” and you might say, “Yes it is,” and he’ll say, “No it aint,” so you say, “I’m sure it is,” and he’ll show it to you. Oops. You gave him your dry cleaning ticket instead. If that happens nobody makes a fuss and you forget it happened in about five minutes. If Trump makes a similar kind of mistake Trump haters will screech that he lied twice, and make a huge story to feature on politico.com and CNN, and all the Fake News outlets. “Trump lies about ticket! Trump lies about ticket!”
4) States views that others simply don’t understand. He’s a billionaire businessman and the POTUS, and he has access to all military intelligence, so he’s bound to know stuff you don’t know. It’s obvious he will say things you sometimes don’t understand. When he does, Lefties screech, “LIAR! LIAR!” because they have no concept of what his plans or ideas are.
5) Protects others. Some VIP might be giving Trump a tour of his plant, and the VIP says, “Did you know you are the first republican to win Somewheresville since 1954? “Really?” Trump believes him, and mentions this in a press gaggle. Now the press go wild with their “Trump LIED! Trump LIED! nonsense, but does Trump tell them it was the guy who owned the plant? No. He shields the man from this embarrassment. Naïve Lefties say, “He said nothing so it must be true!” Duhh.
6) Uses diplomacy and psychology to prevent wars. Putin might say, “Don’t say we spoke about the ballet as it will embarrass me,” and Trump will agree. “No worries, if anyone asks I’ll say we never spoke about it.” It’s not a lie – it’s important diplomacy and psychology to protect lives at the end of the day. Then some idiot will go and leak the information, forcing Trump to deny it, so Lefties everywhere can screech, “HE LIED! HE LIED!” and pat themselves on the back for another doubleplusgood day of Trump dissing.
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