Re: Back to work.
Indy said:
Nothing has come up lately that has made me angry. "Mildy peeved Independent" doesn't exactly have the same entertainment you know?
See? Right here in front of you. Mildly peeved, temporarily ambiguious, and on. Part of your shick, people will come just to see your mood, I call things like this "features" I'd use that one before someone else does. My gift to you.
Maybe closer to election time I could start up or if something important happends.
Elections are every two years. How about somehing that happens only every 4500 years? Would that be important?
Until then my good teacher: Get Phucked.
Find a way to cuss and get away with it. I wont mention the level of abuse on that.
Which if you think about it can be viewed as a complement since I am wishing you luck in your endevours with women or men, depending on how your saddle sits.
Farm animals, labratoy equipment, supermarket produce sections, the cleaning apliance department at JC Pennys, Billo's ready bag, your closet, "women or men?" That'sw it? Again, right in front of you.
Now. be careful with your words. Don't leave openings...
Maybe closer to election time I could start up or if something important happends.
Lack of imagination, observation and creativity.
Indy said:
well a good toke will do that to a guy you know?
You're a light weight.
Indy said:
Daaaaaaaaaaamn! You sir have me outclassed anyday.
Immeadiatly caving and admiting defeat. When this happens(...damn...admiting defeat, what would that be like?) just don't post then, wait, something will come and if it don't you got no business with you own thread in The Dungeon but you don't have to worry about that, I do.
taxedout said:
I'll opt for a good bottle of Bass or Pilsner Urquell.
For that matter a nice glass of 20 year old australian port will do nicely.
You could say...
{quote=soon to be independently whining in The Sewer} And you pay how much for that? Bet after two you can't tell the diference between Bass or Sam Adams and after 4 you won't care. That's why I have a still up in the hills I stop off at on my way to the cave where I keep a guy for screaming at.
taxedout said:
I'll opt for a good bottle of Bass or Pilsner Urquell.
For that matter a nice glass of 20 year old australian port will do nicely.
Oh, a booze snob I see.
The sign of a lush.
Now I know that the first is still beyond you, but with my guidance one day you will still never be close, but at least you wont cry any more when your little sister comes back with "I know you are but what am I?"
The next two just write themselves.
Just wai next time or PM me with somehing of value in the offering and I'll dumb down enough for folks to believe it's you.
Take the opportunities to tell us a little about yourself.
The best I can do is offer you a couple of shots of some absolute.
Ah Vodka. Reminds me of when I won a good little soldier boy contest and was awarded with a trip to Berlin. On the train here I found the worst 4 of the group and became their leader. I named us "The Fearsome Fumph". One afternoon when we were allowed into East Berlin we all bought 5 bottles each of Vodka for about 1$ each. Stolies BTW. Later that evening back on the wes side we were cruising aound and came upon the wall. A roads width away fom the wall was another wall about 3-4 feet high which I climbed up on to view the enemy. There was a machine gun tower neaby i could now see. So then I as leader commanded my drunken squad in the trajectory of the snowballs I had them hurl. All just a bit short but almost, and they got the point. I could see hate in the guards eyes. So I yelled jokes in bad German and urged him to defect, as no one was looking.
See, I took a single word, used it to tell a little about my self, worked in how wonderful I am, told a ammusing true anecdote, peached on the virtue of heavy drinking in forgien lands, and (now don't try to do anything like this level of prose) again showed the unwashed masses the greatness of teacher with how I almost single handedly caused an international incident all while abusing a US enemy, the reds.
Where would you even buy a 20 year old austaliadohicky?
Or you could have said "Take my girl, my money, pull my skivies over my head and take over this thread.
Now you're probably saying "God I suck." No not what you usually say, this..."yea, but you're The Basement Warden teacher on his home turf".
Which is true. But that has no meaning to me. Here's a little post from tonight on another forum where I just started a pyramid building thread and illustrates my point that it can be done by the new guy...
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QUOTE(name of a item)the(class that item belongs in) @ Aug 27 2006, 03:19 AM)
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm losing interest in this topic just from this snide crap.
Then stop giving me a hard time, stop asking stupid questions, ask some good ones, tell what you want to know next, providing it's relatively in sequence, come up with a rebuke that makes me think, answer my questions, know that that is your opinion, we all now know (name of a item)the(class that item belongs in) (dogtheanimal, pizzathefood, bluethecolor?) doesn't enjoy snideness and we can scratch that off our list of things to know before we die, you don't have to read this, this is just getting started and I am still feeling out the tone of this site and adjusting myself to it, there's more solid stuff in those drawings about how the thing might have been built that you've read in your entire life, understand that because of your post I'm doing this instead of showing a way to turn a corner with a block on rollers, which is important to the subject and did you answer it? learn I WILL go on a long, meaningless, wastefull rant when others tell me their opinion about how much they hate me, I now know that you are not like me in that if there was a thread on curing cancer but with bad jokes or pictures of their vacation to the worlds largest ball own string I could see past the non topic stuff and not die of lung cancer, that last post was to Harte who took a jab at me and I replied and are you jealous? you can always go start your own thread and watch the views grow as you switch back and forth between this one and yours because that's the only way yours would grow, (there's a banning), we all now know you don't get invited to parties and you didn't know it until now because they didn't tell you about them, deal with the fact this is my thread, my way, until I'm banned and you can go tell mom if you don't like it, I can go on like this as long as I want and it's your fault, I'm holding WAY back,
and just for you,
to keep you interested, go search this web sites newbie threads and what the most interest by views over time has been and get back to me with the sad news of mass apathy.
Here's the block answer...
Now for you ivy, explain the principle illustrated in this pic and tell us how that can save the pyramid builders money if understood and put in practice.
Now see? I took your non productive opinion post, used it to abuse you (hopefully within the rules of here) and also segwayed into another block moving method and another question (cause I'm trying to get you to think and help, not read and whine) that you will need to undersand the answer to to come to grips with just how much I know about this.
Your turn.
But bring more next time. I don't know about anyone else, but I'm losing interest in this topic just from this lame attempt at abuse.
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I've been telling them I WAY hold back but they just don't know. Poor bastards.
This is meant to help. See my name? Don' know if you know, but I've been screaming long time for others to start their own threads. You're the first. I applaud you. It takes balls.
Now cast aside the pide and learn from the Warden. And I'll see if I can get galenrox to lay off you while you get your bearings. See if you can lure Navy Pride or 26xworldchamps down here.