Angry Independent (1 Viewer)

[Indy]

Alright, sitting at work and browing through the basement made me realize that I need to start my own trash talking thread. If you want to respond to one of my posts, so be it, but remember the following rules:

1. There is a STRICT 3 obsenity minimum. Thats right, if you don't like it, phuck you! If you feel that you are not able to handle this responsibility, phuck you, so cry somewhere else!

Well... that's about it really. Now on to the show.

Phuck lying partisan politicians and their ***** political pundits. Stop selling out our phucking country and get a life. YOU AREN'T FOOLING ANYBODY. We all know that you want to make as much money you can as quickly as you can and you don't care if you have to sell off our country or screw us in the as$ int he process. Voting along party lines? PHUCK YOU!! Use your own brain and do the right thing for once you bastards!

Phuck N. Korea. You stupid dumbphucks can't even shoot off a missle properly. You want to be a bad as$ country and play with the big boys? Fine, nobody's stoping you but you better make damn sure you shitty little toy works first! Your stupid lame attempt at being a missle wielding big dog was so phucked up WE COULDN'T EVEN TELL WHERE THE DAMN THING WAS GOING! No, its not that you are so sophisticated with your slanty little eyes and fat heads, its because you didn't know what the flying phuck you were doing. Dumb bastards.

Phuck Navy Pride. I am so tired of hearing about how you served in the navy and how that makes you "braver" or more educated then us puny mortals. We all know what your rank was, BLOW JOB RELIEF! Wipe that sperm mustache off your face for once and read what you post you stupid moron! Half of your stuff is contradictory and the other half doesn't even make sense. I DON"T CARE IF YOU SERVED OR NOT, there are plenty of people in this country who served along side your sorry as$ and they don't agree with you. Cocky, arogant bastard.

While I'm at it, phuck PMSKID! How many retarded threads are we going to have to sit through until you make an intelligent argument? You have your head so far up Bush's *** you can pick his teeth! I'm tired of your poser *** trying to act cool and tough by starting these stupid "Blow up everybody who disagrees with the US" threads and your lame "Liberals love satan" posts. You ignorant imbred honky motherphucker! You stupid stupid bastard you! (I'd say the same thing about aquapub but at least he SOMETIMES makes an intelligent post, though rarely)

Phuck Democrats and Republicans both! Bothparties have had a chance to hold congress and how many times have you balanced the budget? Sure you did it when Clinton was in offiice, but 2-3 times isn't enough! The rest of us have to learn how to balance our checkbooks as soon as we open a bank account and if we don't we get a fine. You bastards don't even get fined for runing a deficit! How retarted is that?? You slimy bastards!!

Phuck Bill o'Reilly. That man has worn out more kneepads than a volleyball player! How retarded do you have to be before stupid redneck nascar fans stop listening to the **** that comes out of your mouth? You hateful little man, you haven't met a single person that has voted for a democrat that you've liked. You moron! Aetheism is a religion?? Phuck you you stupid, retarded, idiotic bastard!

Phuck the middle east. You monkeyfuc*s are sittng on the largest oil fields the world has ever known and yet you still are just a buch of *****hole little thirdworld countries! How in the world can you still be broke and not have BASIC services for your citizens and have that much export? Even Britain is an established country and all they have are banks! Bastards. Just plain bastards...

 

[Indy]

Phuck Israel! The only reason that you are a country is because we give your our weapons. If I were you I'd be damn sure that all my neighbors liked me. There are already enough people in the world that hate Jews without you flying off the handle at every single provocation! 2 soldiers were kidnapped? Boophuckinghoo! How many people have we lost in Iraq? How many of our troops have been kidnapped and beheaded? Stop your whinney bitching and start being an actual country. You ungrateful bastards!

Phuck those stupid bible-thumping anti-abortionist crybabies! We have enough problems and phucked up people in this country without you bitching and moaning like a 2 dollar whore every time an embryo is destroyed. How about you use your phucking compassion for those in this country who are already living and are in poverty? How about you help those in this world with AIDS? How about you work on world peace first?? No, you don't have the phucking guts to pick a real fight, instead you pick on the most desparate amoung us who haven't hurt anybody. You weak, sheepminded peons! When you have done ANYTHING to make this world a better place, then you come crying to me about all the "poor inocent babies" who were never given a chance at life. Phuck you and your crying. Phucking whinney hypocritical bastards.

Phuck people who are against gay marriage. Let me let you in on a little secret you haven't picked up on yet: the "sanctity" of marriage went out the window with the first divorce you ingorant phucks! You don't want your church to recognize their marriage, fine nobody's asking you to. But don't try to push your twisted beliefs on what you "think" (if you think at all) is right or wrong or what you got from some book that was written before this was even an issue by a bunch of people who may or may not have even known about the guy whom which they were writting! There's no proof they knew him, there's no proof that they even wrote those books! You want to use the bible as a guidline for how YOU live YOUR life, fine. Stop trying to live the rest of our lives for us you pushy motherphucking bastards!

Phuck people who treat actual threads like they were in the basement (pmskid this means you!). If you can't make an actual argument without resulting to the old "well your just a liberal/conservative so you're evil/weak/unpatriotic/ignorant/imorral" then you don't belong with the big boys! Don't want to use quotes and sources for your argument? Fine, but at least TRY to use your puny little pea brains to make a logical chain of thinking that the rest of us can follow! Bashing somebody because they belong to a different party then you or don't believe as you do was a weak and pathetic argumetn even before you typed it into the computer! You lame, smallminded, crappy debating bastards!

Phuck Bush, Cheney, Rove, Rumesfeld, and Gonzales! You stupid bastards have had 6 years to learn how to run a country and you run up the biggest defficet this country has ever known?? And then you praise yourselves for not having as big of a defficet as you originally predicted?? YOU PHUCKING MORONS, YOUR STILL IN THE RED!!! You learn how to add and subtract in the second grade, CLEARLY you still haven't learned how to do that so you have no business running the country. And as for RETARDED PHUCKS who voted for that regime a second time??? What the hell is wrong with you? Were your mothers on crack and eating their own **** when they were pregenant with you? Talk about a reason for abortion to be legal! I am so sick of you bastards and your exscuses for still supporting these other bastards! If you truly love this country and want whats best for it then go home right now and shoot yourselves in the head!

Phuck terrorists! You ***** little bastards can't even fight like a man! You bitch and moan about how our women are not as obedient as yours?? They have more balls then all of you littel phucking ragheads put together! You bomb innocent women and children on PURPOSE! We may miss and hit a school with a stray missle from time to time but NEVER have we gone out and WANTED to kill them! You sick sadistic phony bastards! You worm eating, cow phucking, cowardly bastards! You pathetic excuse for the sh**t on the bottom of the West's shoe! You slimy, weak, hypocritical, evil, satan emulating BASTARDS!!!!

 

[@_girL........]

Hey... I just did what I usually do to teachers long a$s posts... skip em!!! LoL!!!

 

[Indy]

Phuck illegal immigrants and their supporters. We took your land fair and square, the old fashion way, we kicked your asses in a war and sent your weak a$$$es packing! You think you can take this country over by moving here illegally? Think again, soon the minute men are going to start opening fire on you stupid phucks and then only a handful of you are going to make it to the nearest hospital where you all are going to bleed to death waiting in our overcrowded (due to you and your phucking breeding) waiting rooms and it will be your moronic fault! We don't need more border patrol agents, we need more landmines! If you can make it through the gauntlet of pain, landmines, cactii, gun toting farmers, minutemen, wild tigers, and barbwire then maybe, MAYBE we will consider letting you even apply for a chance to come here legally but only AFTER we send you packing! And for you phucking supporters of this crap! Undocumented workers my ***! We should treat you the same way you treat our country and make you eat your own filth! This is not their country and they are not entitled to ANY of our benifits. I don't care how rundown they let their little shithole of a thirdworld country get, they still don't belong here! Phuck the bush administration for wanting to apease them, phuck the demacrats for trying to buy their votes with weakness, phuck big businesses for hiring them, and phuck the republicans for hiring them to do their lawns even though they bitch to their friends that they are here! I don't care how many marches you have and how many mexican flags you wave, you are still only vermin cloggin up the sewers of this country! Your phucking culture sucks, your phucking alotes suck, your phucking language sucks, and you stink worse then pigs! Rabbits don't have as many babies as you phucks! Do yourselves a favor and instead of havign 20+ kids each, start kicking your pregnent women in the stomach until they have a miscarage and then carry her back accross the border where your kind belongs! We aren't mexico, we don't want to be mexico, and we don't want anything to do with it if we can help it! Phucking coming over here and raising our healthcare costs, stealing our cars, selling drugs to our children, raping our women, stealing our jobs, clogging up our freeways, raising our crime, taking our housing, and eating our food! Get the phuck out of my country! Phuck you you lazy self serving imbred bastards!!!

 

[Indy]

Phuck @_girl! You stupid she-phuck! If you don't want to read the posts then don't read them, but at least get the phuck out of the thread unless you have a problem that you want to bitch about! Plus you violated the three obsenity minimum! Lazy she-bastard!

 

[Gardener]

Shite D@mn Fluck

Now that I have dispensed with the necessary preliminaries, I just wanted to say that the reason they call it "triple espresso" is that there are three shots in it. It doesn't mean you are obligated to drink three of them.

Otherwise, carry on...........

 

[Indy]

Shite D@mn Fluck

Now that I have dispensed with the necessary preliminaries, I just wanted to say that the reason they call it "triple espresso" is that there are three shots in it. It doesn't mean you are obligated to drink three of them.

Otherwise, carry on...........

Gardener, I'm glad to see you abiding by the necissary rules. Normally I'm not an angry person but reading the posts in the basement and skimming through a thread started by the pmskid does to to a guy ya know? Phuck Pmskid, Phuck illegal immigrants, and phuck those cowardly people in this country who are so phucking afraid of terrorists that they are willing to trade in their god given freedoms, the thing that makes this country great, for their own pathetic sense of security. You are never safe so stop hiding in the closet you wimps!

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by Indy:
Phuck @_girl! You stupid she-phuck! If you don't want to read the posts then don't read them, but at least get the phuck out of the thread unless you have a problem that you want to bitch about! Plus you violated the three obsenity minimum! Lazy she-bastard!

I like your kinda talk!

 

[@_girL........]

Phuck @_girl! You stupid she-phuck! If you don't want to read the posts then don't read them, but at least get the phuck out of the thread unless you have a problem that you want to bitch about! Plus you violated the three obsenity minimum! Lazy she-bastard!

LMFAO!!! Your funny guy or girl or whatever you are... metro? :lol:

 

[@_girL........]

Shite D@mn Fluck

Now that I have dispensed with the necessary preliminaries, I just wanted to say that the reason they call it "triple espresso" is that there are three shots in it. It doesn't mean you are obligated to drink three of them.

Otherwise, carry on...........

Gardener, wanna go to starbucks?

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by f@girl:
Gardener, wanna go to starbucks?

They won't let you in Starbucks, you stupid bitch! They have a 3000 pound weight limit, just like elevators. You get drive through only.

I bet you "beep" when you back up...

 

[Gardener]

Gardener, wanna go to starbucks?

Wow. and like I mentioned in another thread -- and here I thought I had heard ALL the euphemisms........

 

[@_girL........]

Wow. and like I mentioned in another thread -- and here I thought I had heard ALL the euphemisms........

haha! :2wave:

 

[Indy]

They won't let you in Starbucks, you stupid bitch! They have a 3000 pound weight limit, just like elevators. You get drive through only.

I bet you "beep" when you back up...

Now you're getting into the spirit Billo! Remember though you stupid phuck, there is a god damn strict 3 obscenity minimum. So if your stupid lazy *** isn't intelligent enough to come up with three of them, then get the phuck outta here! As the bushies like to say, "if you aren't with us,your against us!"

 

[americanwoman]

Fuc.k you partisan mutha.f.uckin co.ck suckin b.itchas$ crack wh.ore mama havin cun.ts! You all are a bunch a no good, low life, loser mutha fu.ckas that make sh!t up to look cool on a f.uckin website. Oh dude I am a christian right wing nutcase who worships Bush and thinks he can't do no wrong and it's all Clinton's fault. f.uck you! OH I am some loser left winger tree hugger who is in love with John Kerry and blames his loss on Bush. f.uck you! You damm partisan bullsh.it good for nothings need to go shoot yourselves in the head and maybe I could get some peace and quiet and we could debate some politics like normal people here.
F.uckin pisskidd is now talkin some shi.t about moderates becuz his stupid as$ can't come up with nothin else. talkin some sh.it about he is Christ's savior, this idiot is f.uckin delusional.

 

[tecoyah]

Shite....No Phucking with Me?....Worhtless excuses for Pricks, you guys dont even rate on the scale.

 

[Indy]

Shite....No Phucking with Me?....Worhtless excuses for Pricks, you guys dont even rate on the scale.

lol well done, consice, phucking to the point, adhered to the god damn obscenity limit. **** man, you are good!

 

[Indy]

Stupid crooked greedy motherphucking car companies! They know god damn well that there are better engines out there for the american public but NOOO, instead they give their little kick back to the oil companies and keep producing those phucking gas guzzeling road bricks! He're a thought, how about ethenol? Or better yet, get off your lazy asses and produce the phucking water engine that you all bought rights to 10 years ago! Stupid greedy bastards! They all deserve to go bankrupt. Screw them. If you aren't willing to be inovative then your lazy asses deserve to be poor! We don't want phucking 2 ton pickups anymore! We want decent sized cars who get 100 phucking miles to the gallon! RAT BASTARDS!

 

[Gardener]

Pinche Cabrons! Pinche Pendejos!


Just thought he invective could use a little spice.

Carry on..........

 

[teacher]

Read the first paragraph of first post. Then saw rules and stopped. I don't read rules. Plausible deniability and wastes time reading rules I don't break and ones I do I get personal attention for.

Besides...


Finally. I've been telling folks to start their own thread for a long time. Way to have balls. Good luck. Hope it fails miserably.

None the less, some unasked for advise.

Advertise this in your sig.

When debating in a upstairs busy thread leave the kicker out and say "for what I really think go here" and link this.

In sig say things like "See teacher get out smacked" or "guest poster : teacher" or "free beer courtesy of teacher" or my name in any fashion.

Advertise specials and such..."Now with 15% more anger."

Don't start another thread. All topics here.

Advertise as place to dis me without reprisal.

I'm open to bribes.

If I started over I'd repost my default opinions and standard rants in my thread and answer applicable posts with "see standard rant #xx here", saves time, address old debates coming around again I don't want to say the same thing again.

Do here what the abominable snowman says he'll do for Bugs Bunny.

Stop sucking.



I got to 100 posts in 11 days when I started. Before Basement was so used and with untried idea.

Let's see what you've got.

 

[Indy]

Listen galenrox, I hear what your saying, And to all I have to say is this:

All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you. Are your parents siblings? Maybe the number won't be that high then. After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest. You don't like how often I cuss, then why don't you take the dicks out of your mouth and shove them in your ears? What are you ofended? Did your parents not raise you that way? All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account? You want me to personalize the insults? Well then how about this:

In the case of PMSKID: Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," he's practically invulnerable. The next time you want to tell the future (as you always claim to be able to do) don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm. Then when she's telling you what is going to happen make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!

And for aquapub: I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than him. Any similarity between him and a human is purely coincidental! As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

How about for NavyPride: Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. Tell you what, let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

 

[Indy]

Oh yeah, YOU'RE gonna offend me. The dude who represents himself with a picture of a penguin is gonna offend me. Sir you can softly tongue at my taint.

PMSkid, OOOO! Taking on the retarded guy! Perhaps you might want to challenge some cripples to a game of basketball, or some amputees to some volleyball! Come on, that's the best you can come up with, PMSkid? He is actually retarded, and admittedly is stuck in the mental state of a child, and the most insulting thing you can come up with is PMSkid?

Listen, you want to try to offend me, be my guest, I am all ears. You can call all of your little ****** friends to the computer, and tell them "Hey, check it out brah, I'm gonna tell this guy on the internet what's what, and then I'll be super cool!"

See, the simple fact of the matter is you crave attention. You desparately crave an environment where people will notice you, and maybe even think you're cool. If I were you, I wouldn't hold my breath. This is because you make people feel sorry for you. You post your stupid rants, you think "phuck" is a swear word, and people read what you say and think "Oh bless his heart, at least he's trying". You are about as offensive as the kid with cancer from Patch Adams. Are you offended by him? I am, but that's because I don't like his smug sense of entitlement, but that's neither here nor there.

So go get some sack, and try again.

Lol! Good job at the comeback. You know, I think I like you. Kudos to you comparing PMSKid to playing basketball with cripples. That sir took some real ingenuity and tallent! Perhaps in a year or two I might reach to worthy level of smack talk that you currently posses. Dream big I always say. Now, to leave you with a bit of my own:

Listen pot head, do you really have nothing better to do than to go to somebody's thread that they created and trash talk them? What, I cant trash talk as well as you? Get a life! I bet you sit around with your friends and have a contest on who can come up with the worst insult just to make up for your huge inferiority of the human race. How pathetic! What, do you hand out a little trophy to the winner? Its probably in the shape of a dick so you can congradulate yourself everytime you look at it for being the largest scrotum on the block. Whats next? You have a bigger penis than a black man? How about this, you take your well pounded *** out of the basement and talk about some real issues and come back when you've actually known what ***** feels like. Not man *****, that I'm sure you've already experienced, or at least gave out!

BTW don't start talking **** about penguins. Then you and me might have a real beef!

 

[teacher]

All of your ancestors must number in the millions;

There we go. but the next part about hard to believe and siblings you should not have posted, same thing twice more. I got the ancestor part, explaining it dilutes the joke. But then you pick it back up, guess you just needed a little push. Now we know you got it in you, no turning back.

"Oh bless his heart, at least he's trying".

This is what I've been screaming for long time.

Bout friggin time.


Then when she's telling you what is going to happen make a mental note...file it between "unzip pants before counting when playing black jack" and "312 tooth picks, 312".


Galen's right about ptsdkid, it's like throwing your weight around on the little bus, you feel like you need a shower, the retards nod and say "I'm this many" and the driver hits the flask thinking "if I gave a fu*k I'd say something."

I guess I have a different definition for taint. Taint ***** and taint azz galen.

We've been over this before. But then what do you care, long as they stop screaming and puking for 2-3 minutes.

 

[cherokee]

Jesus H f.ucking Christ..... will you people shut the f.uck up!

f.uck is such a wonderful diverse word.

It can be used to describe f.ucking damn near anything.
What the f.uck, who the f.uck, where the f.uck, no f.ucking way, yes f.ucking way, f.uck you, f.uck off, f.uck me, I'm f.uck, youre f.uck, were f.ucked, oh f.uck.

 

[Deegan]

Hey, f**k every last one of you, I can't stand you miserable f**ks any longer!:roll:

F88K you people!