There is ONE way that the writers intended their writings to be interpreted ....
The different versions of the bible don't bother me, as long as the versions are good translations, I'm not claiming to be able to exegite Revelation, but I can be 100% sure that you're exegesis doesn't work because I've studied enough of it to know that, and NO ONE who has studied the bible would give what you're saying about what you think Revelation is trying to say a second thought, because it's just clear ignorance.
We dont' get mad at a baby missing in our face, not because he lacks useful knowledge, it's because he's not morally responsible for that action yet. If einstein or a illiterate dude murders someone they are equally culpible because they are both moral agents.
I can explain the whole theodicy of the bible, of how a loving God can allow suffering and death, but it would take a while, and I'm not interested in that, I'm interested in bull**** uses of the biblical text, be it from atheists or evangelicals.
As far as the claim that people only believe in God because they are afraid of death ... Evidence? THere have been studies on this .. evidence? I can psycho analyse anything, I can say you don't believe in God because you don't want to have any moral authority ... and it would be just as valid as your claim that religious people are just sacred of death.
If you don't believe ... then fine, but don't go around pretending or claiming the scriptures say something they don't.