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An open letter to companies trying to sell me crap.

ReverendHellh0und

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Dear companies,


What makes you think, sending me extra spam wishing me a happy birthday, and mentioning your products is going to entice me to buy your crap.

NO SALE assholes.
 

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Happy birthday! I don't have a present for you right now, but if you give me $1,000 I can use it to get $1,000,000 and give you half. I'll even throw in a free trip to Nigeria!
 

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Dear companies,


What makes you think, sending me extra spam wishing me a happy birthday, and mentioning your products is going to entice me to buy your crap.

NO SALE assholes.

Dear Reverend HellHound:

Frankly, we don't give a damn about your birthday Honorable Reverend HellHound. But if you're vain enough to open our email because it says "Happy Birthday, Reverend," well, hahahahahahaha!! on you!!!

We figure if we just get our name in front of you enough times, you'll think of us when it comes time to make a buying decision. And, by that time, you'll have forgotten that we're really assholes who could care less.
 
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