Alt-right wants M&Ms cancelled

[TheGoverness]

Nick Adams is a giant conservative troll.

 

[Crakhobarbie]

So....... he bought a pack of M&M's to boycott M&Ms and then crushed it. Does he not understand what exactly a boycott is?

Looks like the "alpha male" has a camel toe.

 

[Grand Mal]

Looks like the "alpha male" has a camel toe.

Looks like the alpha male needs a purse.
He needs pocketsful of accessories to go on-camera, apparently.

 

[Crovax]

I think it's important to note why the green M&M is a female to begin with

 

[TheGoverness]

I think it's important to note why the green M&M is a female to begin with

The Bible said so

 

[Candyman]

I'm sure Nick is pissed that all the M&Ms aren't white.

 

[Queen Margo]

Perhaps there should only be orange and red M&Ms, that would really set the left's hair on fire!

 

[pocket aces]

****ing m&m pedo groomers.

 

[Crakhobarbie]

Perhaps there should only be orange and red M&Ms, that would really set the left's hair on fire!

As usual, QM defending the morons.

 

[TheGoverness]

Perhaps there should only be orange and red M&Ms, that would really set the left's hair on fire!

Nah, I think we'll be fine.

 

[TheGoverness]

As usual, QM defending the morons.

Homies gotta defend the homies.

 

[Michael Cole]

Looks like the "alpha male" has a camel toe.

Tucker said "tan your balls" and Mr. Alpha-Beta bagboy heard "trans your balls."

He should be good to go with the M&M's. According to alpha male theology, anyway.

 

[Crakhobarbie]

Since there are no "black" M&M's, the RWNJ's must now be frightened of the "brown" ones. Are they claiming that brown M&M's are "illegals"?

Or... Androgynous rapists?

 

[NWRatCon]

I know that women laugh at those who call themselves "alpha males".

It's not just the women.

 

[Slartibartfast]

Anyone who dubs themselves an "alpha male" is on all accounts a raving dickhead and there's no need to pay attention to anything the fragile small-penis-syndrome douchebag has to say.

Yeah anyone who uses that term in any sort of earnest way is automatically an idiot.

 

[NWRatCon]

Man, the far-right sure get their panties on a twist over funny things.

(Shhh. We're not supposed to mention the panties. Mom hasn't missed them yet. )

 

[NWRatCon]

They get their little victories whereever they can find them.......

The nice thing about inanimate objects is they can't fight back.

 

[Gateman_Wen]

You heard that right. Both Tucker Carlson and pea-brained Conservative host Nick Adams have denounced M&Ms for being "woke".
You can't make this up. Full story below.

Self dubbed 'alpha male' says he'll boycott M&M's over 'feminist' pack

The Australian-born right-wing commentator, Nick Adams, declared his stance against parent company Mars outside of M&M's World in Times Square in New York on Thursday.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Anyone who is a self proclaimed "alpha male" is guaranteed to be a huge snowflake.

 

[NWRatCon]

Anyone who is a self proclaimed "alpha male" is guaranteed to be a huge snowflake.

Or a really, really tiny one.

 

[Michael Cole]

Anyone who is a self proclaimed "alpha male" is guaranteed to be a huge snowflake.

Unless you're Herschel Walker. Then you're just dumb as a bull.

Here's some really dumb shit. You don't want the link.

In 1000 BCE, the Greeks created their alphabet, with the first letter being alpha. In the centuries that followed, the most dominant creature in a pack of wild animals (or supposedly more evolved humans) was alpha too.

Who knew packs of wolves were waiting for the Greeks to invent an alphabet? And why did it take them centuries to catch on?

 

[NWRatCon]

Unless you're Herschel Walker. Then you're just dumb as a bull.

Here's some really dumb shit. You don't want the link.

In 1000 BCE, the Greeks created their alphabet, with the first letter being alpha. In the centuries that followed, the most dominant creature in a pack of wild animals (or supposedly more evolved humans) was alpha too.

Who knew packs of wolves were waiting for the Greeks to invent an alphabet? And why did it take them centuries to catch on?

The wolves or the Greeks?

 

[joluoto]

So....... he bought a pack of M&M's to boycott M&Ms and then crushed it. Does he not understand what exactly a boycott is?

Now he has to really show he means business, by buying another one.

 

[trouble13]

So....... he bought a pack of M&M's to boycott M&Ms and then crushed it. Does he not understand what exactly a boycott is?

I don't think people buy things like that anymore. They just take it and walk out of the store.

 

[CaughtInThe]

I don't think people buy things like that anymore. They just take it and walk out of the store.

exactly. everyone steals all the time.

 

[Michael Cole]

exactly. everyone steals all the time.

Especially M&M's.