Mark F
DP Veteran
- Joined
- Jul 14, 2013
- Messages
- 8,814
- Reaction score
- 3,835
- Gender
- Male
- Political Leaning
- Libertarian
Saturn:
Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises
Slow And Tasteless: Upgrade Right Now
Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice
Sad Attempt To Unload Recycled Nissans
Sad Ass Tiny Unfinished Remodled Nissan
Same American Trash Under Revised Name
Sorry Assed Transmission Under Repair Now
Simpletons Attracted To Unconventional Retail Network
Saab:
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Something An Asshole Buys
Such An Arrogant Bastard
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
Ford
Found On Road Dead
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found Outside Rotting Dump
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge
Funny Old Rattling Dump
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Fiat:
Fix It Again Tony
Failure In Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
F___ing Italians Aint Trustworthy
Fart In A Tin
F___ing Idiot Assembled This
Fails In Attempted Turns
Jaguar:
Jaguar Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs
Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop
Just Another Gearbox Under Annual Repair
Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises
Slow And Tasteless: Upgrade Right Now
Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice
Sad Attempt To Unload Recycled Nissans
Sad Ass Tiny Unfinished Remodled Nissan
Same American Trash Under Revised Name
Sorry Assed Transmission Under Repair Now
Simpletons Attracted To Unconventional Retail Network
Saab:
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Something An Asshole Buys
Such An Arrogant Bastard
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
Ford
Found On Road Dead
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found Outside Rotting Dump
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge
Funny Old Rattling Dump
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Fiat:
Fix It Again Tony
Failure In Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
F___ing Italians Aint Trustworthy
Fart In A Tin
F___ing Idiot Assembled This
Fails In Attempted Turns
Jaguar:
Jaguar Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs
Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop
Just Another Gearbox Under Annual Repair