Acronyms for Car Company names

[Mark F]

Saturn:

Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises
Slow And Tasteless: Upgrade Right Now
Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice
Sad Attempt To Unload Recycled Nissans
Sad Ass Tiny Unfinished Remodled Nissan
Same American Trash Under Revised Name
Sorry Assed Transmission Under Repair Now
Simpletons Attracted To Unconventional Retail Network

Saab:

Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Something An Asshole Buys
Such An Arrogant Bastard
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

Ford

Found On Road Dead
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found Outside Rotting Dump
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge
Funny Old Rattling Dump
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable

Fiat:

Fix It Again Tony
Failure In Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
F___ing Italians Aint Trustworthy
Fart In A Tin
F___ing Idiot Assembled This
Fails In Attempted Turns

Jaguar:

Jaguar Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs
Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop
Just Another Gearbox Under Annual Repair

 

[Crovax]

Saturn:

Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises
Slow And Tasteless: Upgrade Right Now
Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice
Sad Attempt To Unload Recycled Nissans
Sad Ass Tiny Unfinished Remodled Nissan
Same American Trash Under Revised Name
Sorry Assed Transmission Under Repair Now
Simpletons Attracted To Unconventional Retail Network

Saab:

Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Something An Asshole Buys
Such An Arrogant Bastard
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

Ford

Found On Road Dead
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found Outside Rotting Dump
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge
Funny Old Rattling Dump
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable

Fiat:

Fix It Again Tony
Failure In Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
F___ing Italians Aint Trustworthy
Fart In A Tin
F___ing Idiot Assembled This
Fails In Attempted Turns

Jaguar:

Jaguar Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs
Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop
Just Another Gearbox Under Annual Repair

Only one I ever heard was for PONTIAC

Poor old ****** thinks its a Cadillac

 

[Beaudreaux]

Saturn:

Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises
Slow And Tasteless: Upgrade Right Now
Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice
Sad Attempt To Unload Recycled Nissans
Sad Ass Tiny Unfinished Remodled Nissan
Same American Trash Under Revised Name
Sorry Assed Transmission Under Repair Now
Simpletons Attracted To Unconventional Retail Network

Saab:

Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Something An Asshole Buys
Such An Arrogant Bastard
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

Ford

Found On Road Dead
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found Outside Rotting Dump
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge
Funny Old Rattling Dump
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable

Fiat:

Fix It Again Tony
Failure In Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
F___ing Italians Aint Trustworthy
Fart In A Tin
F___ing Idiot Assembled This
Fails In Attempted Turns

Jaguar:

Jaguar Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs
Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop
Just Another Gearbox Under Annual Repair

Ford - First On Race Day

 

[Mark F]

Dodge

Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drive Only During Great Emergencies
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dangerous On Days Gears Engage

Volvo

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Very Odd Looking Vehicle Owners
Vehicle Of Low Velocity Organization
Violation Of Law: Vehicular Obesity
Vacuous Owners Love Vehicular Oddities

BMW

Brutal Money Waster
Big Money Works
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Born Moderately Wealthy
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck