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nkgupta80 said:Its kinda a wierd quiz, cause the questions don't say much. It never says its talkin about the same refrigerator. It never says theres only one elephant (the elephant in the refrigerator) left in the world that can attend the conference.
vauge said::doh
I thought of putting the giraffe in a blender or something. :rofl
galenrox said:sadly I did too, but I'm a sick mother****er.
nkgupta80 said:Its kinda a wierd quiz, cause the questions don't say much. It never says its talkin about the same refrigerator. It never says theres only one elephant (the elephant in the refrigerator) left in the world that can attend the conference.
Androvski said:Yep,I was thinking of chopping up the poor old Giraffe too,nice lot we are!
Androvski said:Yep,I was thinking of chopping up the poor old Giraffe too,nice lot we are!
But you know that from the first question. cnredd? Why must we take out the first animal? And you thought we got along! Shame!PhotonicLaceration said:Me too... And for the elephant I had the same answer... They never said the fridge couldn't be big enough for both of them. (It's already a monster fridge if you can fit one of them in it)
V.I. Lenin said:So you don't force the elephant and the giraffe to mate and produce a hideous godless freak baby? Well...I don't know...Who would think of something that disgusting! I mean really....:thinking
V.I. Lenin said:So you don't force the elephant and the giraffe to mate and produce a hideous godless freak baby? Well...I don't know...Who would think of something that disgusting! I mean really....:thinking
ShamMol said:Holy ****, i got the first two right!
cnredd said:A SHORT TEST FOR SMART PEOPLE.
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each
answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL
you have answered the question!
1.How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things
in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the
repercussions of your previous actions.
cnredd said:3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did
not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more
chance to show your true abilities.
cnredd said:4.There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This
cnredd said:According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers
got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a
four-year-old.
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