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A Mysterious Crater Appeared on the Moon

BitterPill

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NASA Takes a Close Look at the Crater Left by a Rocket That Smashed Into the Moon

A spent Chinese booster is thought to have gone out with a big bang.

but the word from the Qanon crowd is it was a US-supplied Ukrainian missile that Biden hijacked to attack the moon, and we aren't even at war with Moon!


MAGAs to all!
 
Watching the video earlier looks like a big booster, not sure how the heck it got yhat far though
 
NASA Takes a Close Look at the Crater Left by a Rocket That Smashed Into the Moon
A spent Chinese booster is thought to have gone out with a big bang.

but the word from the Qanon crowd is it was a US-supplied Ukrainian missile that Biden hijacked to attack the moon, and we aren't even at war with Moon!


MAGAs to all!
That wasn't crazy enough for Q.
 
At least it's on the other side of the Moon. i didn't want the Chinese messing up our side. (No..we couldn't see it anyway)

That makes some sense.

It was obviously a Biden attack on the Chinese side of the moon. I'm going to float that at my next MAGAsphere gathering, but I don't think they are as keen on China as Putin, so maybe I'll change it to the Russian side of the moon. That will really raise their hackles.

I'll let you know how it goes, and you are receiving a bronze MAGA forthwith for advancing our cause:

MAGA
 
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It's about time we finally confronted the Nazi Base on the far side of the moon.

We all know it exists and the Moon Nazi's are comming back at some point.

Why would they make so many films and games about the Nazi Moon base if it didn't exist?
 
I know what happened. I heard it from some guy who knew a girl who knew a librarian who used to teach my cousin in 5th grade... well... substitute teacher anyway.

It all started when Kin Jong Il watched an episode of M*A*S*H. He couldn't say what episode, but it inspired him to join forces secretly with NASA to launch a satellite into space to see if he could pick up radio waves from a far dimension. The satellite got as far as Pluto, when Kim changed his mind after realizing M*A*S*H was not real. The satellite was tracked for about 5 years before NASA lost it due to a computer glitch (AOL dial up was halted when an intern tried to order hot wings for delivery). Later, the link was reestablished and the satellite was found landed 30 miles away from the Malaysian Flight that was presumed to have crashed in the Indian Ocean, now sitting somewhere in Djibouti. The radiation from the flight (still unknown how radiation eminated from it) restarted the satellite, and it shot back into space. After hearing the terrible pop music coming from the United States, it kamikazed right into the moon, where it sits waiting for the second coming of Ronnie James Dio.

How's that for w conspiracy theory? 😁
 
I know what happened. I heard it from some guy who knew a girl who knew a librarian who used to teach my cousin in 5th grade... well... substitute teacher anyway.

It all started when Kin Jong Il watched an episode of M*A*S*H. He couldn't say what episode, but it inspired him to join forces secretly with NASA to launch a satellite into space to see if he could pick up radio waves from a far dimension. The satellite got as far as Pluto, when Kim changed his mind after realizing M*A*S*H was not real. The satellite was tracked for about 5 years before NASA lost it due to a computer glitch (AOL dial up was halted when an intern tried to order hot wings for delivery). Later, the link was reestablished and the satellite was found landed 30 miles away from the Malaysian Flight that was presumed to have crashed in the Indian Ocean, now sitting somewhere in Djibouti. The radiation from the flight (still unknown how radiation eminated from it) restarted the satellite, and it shot back into space. After hearing the terrible pop music coming from the United States, it kamikazed right into the moon, where it sits waiting for the second coming of Ronnie James Dio.

How's that for w conspiracy theory? 😁
That is very good, but it is complicated, and anyone close to Qanon knows that is a death knell.

Keep it simple; we're stupid.

MAGA.
 
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