A letter to all forum members.

[Trajan Octavian Titus]

I already did. Legs are nice and smooth, thanks.

Now you just need to shave that rats nest between your legs.

 

[Kelzie]

Now you just need to shave that rats nest between your legs.

Now honey, I know you've looked at pictures, but until you see a real one you'll never really know what they look like.

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by Trajan Octavian Titus:
Now you just need to shave that rats nest between your legs.

That's the spirit. Get all guy on her. She can't handle a double-dose of testosterone.

 

[Kelzie]

That's the spirit. Get all guy on her. She can't handle a double-dose of testosterone.

What testosterone? It's just you and TOT down here.

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by Kelzie:
Now honey, I know you've looked at pictures, but until you see a real one you'll never really know what they look like.

Yours probably looks like a badly burned grilled cheese sandwich.

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by Kelzie:
What the hell is an epilady?

It's an electric hair puller for the wild strange and crazy hairy bee-otch.

 

[Kelzie]

Yours probably looks like a badly burned grilled cheese sandwich.

How in the world did you come up with this? I would have never looked at a badly burned grilled cheese sandwich and think "well you know what this looks like." Of course, I get some action on a semi-regular basis. Must be the difference. Been a while hmmm Billo? Must be why you've forgotten what "they" look like.

 

[Kelzie]

It's an electric hair puller for the wild strange and crazy hairy bee-otch.

Oh. So you own what? Two? Three? A dozen?

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by Kelzie:
Oh. So you own what? Two? Three? A dozen?

(clears throat) So I've been told.

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by Kelzie:
How in the world did you come up with this? I would have never looked at a badly burned grilled cheese sandwich and think "well you know what this looks like." Of course, I get some action on a semi-regular basis. Must be the difference. Been a while hmmm Billo? Must be why you've forgotten what "they" look like.

Just you wait. The next time you see a grilled cheese sandwich the first thing that you're gonna think is, "That mother-f_cker!"

 

[Kelzie]

Just you wait. The next time you see a grilled cheese sandwich the first thing that you're gonna think is, "That mother-f_cker!"

And I thank you for that. Really, I do.

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by Kelzie:
And I thank you for that. Really, I do.

I feel your pain, snookums. Just let it go and tell Uncle billo everything.

 

[Trajan Octavian Titus]

Now honey, I know you've looked at pictures, but until you see a real one you'll never really know what they look like.

In your case I can take a guess or rather an analogy:

Kelzie's twat is like the beach; the smell of dead fish lingers in the air, like a jelly fish it leaves a sting for about a week after you touch it, and it's incrusted with sand fleas.

 

[Kelzie]

In your case I can take a guess or rather an analogy:

Kelzie's twat is like the beach; the smell of dead fish lingers in the air, like a jelly fish it leaves a sting for about a week after you touch it, and it's incrusted with sand fleas.

Again with the calling me ugly? I would have hoped you had advanced beyond physical insults by now, especially when you have to make them up, but I see I will have to be disappointed. Seriously, your picture in the member pics thread provides me with much ammunition, but I am too much of a lady to use it. And 15 years to old.

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by Trajan Octavian Titus:
In your case I can take a guess or rather an analogy:

Kelzie's twat is like the beach; the smell of dead fish lingers in the air, like a jelly fish it leaves a sting for about a week after you touch it, and it's incrusted with sand fleas.

Let's role play. I'll be Kelzie.

"And you sir, look like a stack of dimes!"

 

[Trajan Octavian Titus]

Let's role play. I'll be Kelzie.

"And you sir, look like a stack of dimes!"

More like a roll of quarters you dyke bitch.

 

[Kelzie]

More like a roll of quarters you dyke bitch.

Wow. And you admit that publically? By the way, when girls say size doesn't matter? They're lying.

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by Trajan Octavian Titus:
More like a roll of quarters you dyke bitch.

Mine's only 4 inches. Now, most women don't mind it.
But some women hate it that wide!

 

[Trajan Octavian Titus]

Again with the calling me ugly? I would have hoped you had advanced beyond physical insults by now, especially when you have to make them up, but I see I will have to be disappointed. Seriously, your picture in the member pics thread provides me with much ammunition, but I am too much of a lady to use it. And 15 years to old.

oh good comeback, gimme a break the only moral high road that you travel leads to the street corner at Martin Luther King and 15th street, bitch better have my money!

 

[Trajan Octavian Titus]

Wow. And you admit that publically? By the way, when girls say size doesn't matter? They're lying.

that's pre-erection princess, as for the roll of quarters bit, is that the going rate these days???

 

[Kelzie]

oh good comeback, gimme a break the only moral high road that you travel leads to the street corner at Martin Luther King and 15th street, bitch better have my money!

I'm not sure what you are trying to get at here. On the plus side, I am sure it isn't funny. :2wave:

 

[Engimo]

I'm not sure what you are trying to get at here. On the plus side, I am sure it isn't funny. :2wave:

rof

With TOT, lack of funniness is pretty much a given.

 

[Kelzie]

that's pre-erection princess, as for the roll of quarters bit, is that the going rate these days???

Uh huh. Whatever it takes you to get through the night TOT, I'm not judging. Although, I have a feeling you could charge more. Five bucks at least. I hear the guys soliciting BJs from little boys are pretty generous.

 

[Trajan Octavian Titus]

I'm not sure what you are trying to get at here. On the plus side, I am sure it isn't funny. :2wave:

She's dumb to boot lemme break it down for you:

Street corner = Your place of occupation

Now make sure you get the money first bitch, pimps up hoes down.

 

[Trajan Octavian Titus]

Uh huh. Whatever it takes you to get through the night TOT, I'm not judging. Although, I have a feeling you could charge more. Five bucks at least. I hear the guys soliciting BJs from little boys are pretty generous.

I wouldn't know but your moms pays pretty well.