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jujuman13

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1. You refine heroin for a living, but have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean".

5. You think vests come in two styles -- bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women, and think every man should own at least four.

10. You've always had the "hots" for your neighbor's goat.

11. Your cousin is president of the United States .
 

Manc Skipper

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....... You want to impose your extreme-right religious views on everyone else.
 

spud_meister

Veni, vidi, dormivi!
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.....you make stupid lists on the interwebz, then declare jihad on the people that reply.
 

Hoplite

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Dumb. Reeeeealy dumb
 

Qatzel Ok

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...you think the stories your media tribal leaders tell you are for real.
 
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