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Woman's Fake 64 Inch Butt Explodes At the Gym

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WOMAN'S FAKE, 64-INCH ASS EXPLODES WHILE DOING SQUATS

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27-year-old Serena Beufort from Boston was doing squats when out of nowhere her ass exploded, causing an unbearable amount of pain. Serena was in the midst of filming herself doing squats for an Instagram video, a video she was making in she hopes of becoming famous.

Now of course someone's ass just doesn't explode unless it's fake, and that is exactly what Serena had. Apparently, Serena had gone to an unlicensed clinic and had a 64-inch butt put in her via cheek implants. 64 inches...64. Why?

Serena's sister, Jackie, explained "My sister Serena had visited an unlicensed clinic to get the butt she really wanted (64 inch bottom). She started to become famous on Instagram and even got a job at a club. Guys would look at her differently and buy her expensive stuff just because of her butt."

And a woman who witnessed the awful accident also chimed in: "I heard a loud popping noise followed by the woman falling to the floor. She was screaming my a** is gone!!!; I had no idea what she was talking about until I saw her cushion like butt missing when EMS took her out the gym. She used to always show off her butt in the gym and tried to get guys attention with her work outs."

"My ass is gone."

Jokes aside, Serena went into a coma because of the trauma. Doctors say she is in serious condition, so let's hope she pulls through.
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*Shudder*
 
Killed because your fake ass exploded, there's got to be a Darwin Award nomination in there somewhere.
 
I wouldn't be surprised I saw on TV a lady getting cement implanted in her butt. Cement. Just be happy with your body as it is, sheesh.
 
Who the **** finds that big of an ass appealing?
 
Henrin said:
Who the *** finds that big of an ass appealing?
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Not the kind of men worth having, I'll bet.

Tv presenters always remark on how great nikki minage's ass is. They are lying. I don't know why? Pc bullying?
 
shrubnose said:
Some men do.

Different strokes for different folks.
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They're ****ing weirdos if you ask me. It's just bizarre to have an ass that big.
 
MaggieD said:
I find nothing on this in any respected outlet. One of the questionable sites qualifies the story that there's some indication it's fake.

ya' think??
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Oh, c'mon. Lighten up, guys.

The next thread over is about a guy supposedly revenge screwing an alligator. It was a fun idea. That's all that really matters. Lol
 
Here are some more fun fake news stories:

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, they were both eaten by a killer whale.

A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an ax leaving her mentally retarded.

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his walkman.

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.


Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.


Trying to keep warm in freezing weather, a 50 year old Cypriot huddled over his paraffin heater. Accidentally overturning it, he set himself on fire, screaming in pain as his clothes were engulfed he ran out of his abode and jumped into a nearby reservoir, where he sunk like a stone and drowned.


In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the world flagpole-sitting record. By the time he had come down, eight hours short of the 400 day record, his sponsor had gone bust, his girlfriend had left him and his phone and electricity had been cut off.
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