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Minor title: Cincinnati woman was caught multitasking herself in Pontiac.
Too bad --- she could have gone for the quad-fecta win - CRACK + MASTERBATION + DRIVING + WATCHING PORN. These people just don't think BIG.
Woman Nabbed For Auto Erotic Crime | The Smoking Gun
The Smoking Gun said:AUGUST 25--A Cincinnati woman was simultaneously masturbating with a sex toy and watching a pornographic video while driving last week, according to cops who arrested her on assorted criminal charges.
Colondra Hamilton, 36, was pulled over last Tuesday evening in a traffic stop triggered when cops noticed she was driving a 2008 Pontiac with overly tinted windows.
That’s when officers noticed that Hamilton’s pants were unbuttoned. And she had a vibrator in her lap. Questioned by cops, Hamilton admitted to engaging in auto erotic manipulation, and revealed that she had also been watching a porno movie that was playing on the laptop of a friend in the passenger seat, according to an Elmwood Place Police Department report.
Hamilton, pictured in the above mug shot, was booked into the Hamilton County jail on a misdemeanor count of driving with “impaired alertness.” Hamilton was also charged with possession of drug paraphernalia since cops found a “broken piece of crack pipe” in her purse.
She was not, however, accused of using the pipe while she was driving and masturbating and watching an X-rated film, the title of which was not released.
Too bad --- she could have gone for the quad-fecta win - CRACK + MASTERBATION + DRIVING + WATCHING PORN. These people just don't think BIG.
Woman Nabbed For Auto Erotic Crime | The Smoking Gun