Why am i the best?

[NikEy]

I picked "I like NikEy" I think that is why i am the best.

i report you think hard!

 

[Ivan The Terrible]

I picked "I like NikEy" I think that is why i am the best.

i report you think hard!

I Hate You.

 

[TurtleDude]

Here fishy fishy:rofl

 

[CaptainCourtesy]

You forgot the most important choice: NikEy is not in the same area code as the best. :mrgreen:

And I'm just curious; is it troll hunting season yet?

 

[TurtleDude]

You forgot the most important choice: NikEy is not in the same area code as the best. :mrgreen:

And I'm just curious; is it troll hunting season yet?

yep, no bag limit:mrgreen:

 

[CaptainCourtesy]

yep, no bag limit:mrgreen:

Cool.

Since I know you're a gun enthusiast...best weapon to bag me some trolls?

 

[Vader]

You forgot the most important choice: NikEy is not in the same area code as the best. :mrgreen:

And I'm just curious; is it troll hunting season yet?

Apparently, it is! :shock:

 

[Trajan Octavian Titus]

You suck because you shamelsessly ripped off my schtick:

Poll Options
Why am I so great? Is it my:
A. Style
B. Class
C. Charm
D. Intelligence
E. Sexual Prowess
F. Larger than average phallice
G. Physical skills
H. Humility
I. all of the above



http://www.debatepolitics.com/polls/6433-why-am-i-so-great.html

It has recently come to my attention that I am the greatest person to ever walk the earth, sliced bread aint got **** on me. But the question I've been asking myself is why?

 

[TurtleDude]

Cool.

Since I know you're a gun enthusiast...best weapon to bag me some trolls?

Lets see -if its furiously flocking foaming fabianesque moonbats on the wing-a high capacity semi auto shotgun loaded with smaller birdshot is best-moonbats tend to attack in packs

If its tree swinging, cheese eating surrender Monkey trolls, you have two choices, You could go for the stealth approach of expert monkey slayers l ike the Jivaro Indians-use a quiet deadly blowgun. If that doesn't suit your fancy,go for a telescopic sighted small bore rifle-those are useful for picking them off through small windows in the triple canopy forests in which they reside

for the pernicious under the bridge neanderthal trolls, the best solution is to drop a few depth charge like devices off the bridge. Even a near hit will be effective

 

[doughgirl]

IVAN YOUR HILARIOUS...............:rofl

 

[CaptainCourtesy]

Lets see -if its furiously flocking foaming fabianesque moonbats on the wing-a high capacity semi auto shotgun loaded with smaller birdshot is best-moonbats tend to attack in packs

If its tree swinging, cheese eating surrender Monkey trolls, you have two choices, You could go for the stealth approach of expert monkey slayers l ike the Jivaro Indians-use a quiet deadly blowgun. If that doesn't suit your fancy,go for a telescopic sighted small bore rifle-those are useful for picking them off through small windows in the triple canopy forests in which they reside

for the pernicious under the bridge neanderthal trolls, the best solution is to drop a few depth charge like devices off the bridge. Even a near hit will be effective

Hmm...I supose I must do some 'stealthlike' stalking to determine this troll's precise genotype and behaviors before I chose my weapon. You've made some good suggestions. I may need another consultation after my final conclusions.

Now, shhhhhh. Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting twolls. Haaaaaaaaa.

 

[Ivan The Terrible]

IVAN YOUR HILARIOUS...............:rofl

Thank you. I try ever so hard. :2wave:

 

[Billo_Really]

Your the best because you don't really set the bar all that high.

 

[Ahdamn...]

yep, no bag limit:mrgreen:

Whoa, I've been waiting for this day! Now you can hunt the darn trolls without feeling guilty about it!

So: call the NRA, get a gun in the mail and go outside and hunt some trollers :rofl


Also I don't think Nikey has understood the meaning of a site called 'Debate Politics' so consider this a lesson:

de·bate [ di báyt ]


transitive and intransitive verb (past and past participle de·bat·ed, present participle de·bat·ing, 3rd person present singular de·bates)

Definition:

1. talk or argue about something: to talk about something at length and in detail, especially as part of a formal exchange of opinion


2. think about something: to ponder something carefully



pol·i·tics [ póllətiks ]



noun

Definition:

1. activities associated with government: the theory and practice of government, especially the activities associated with governing, with obtaining legislative or executive power, or with forming and running organizations connected with government ( takes a singular verb )


2. political life: political activity as a profession ( takes a singular verb )
left the law to enter politics


3. power relationships in specific field: the interrelationships between the people, groups, or organizations in a particular area of life especially insofar as they involve power and influence or conflict ( takes a singular or plural verb )
the politics of education


4. calculated advancement: the use of tactics and strategy to gain power in a group or organization ( takes a singular or plural verb )


5.
Same as political science ( takes a singular verb ) [/I]

There you go, Nikey...

 

[TurtleDude]

Hmmmm-I think I smell a Lazarus troll:mrgreen:

 

[NikEy]

soooo everyone agrees that i am the best becase Homosex is unsafe. Cooool dudes!

 

[NikEy]

You suck because you shamelsessly ripped off my schtick:



It has recently come to my attention that I am the greatest person to ever walk the earth, sliced bread aint got **** on me. But the question I've been asking myself is why?

nOOO i came up with the idea aLL by my self. yOu can't prove it!

 

[CaptainCourtesy]

nOOO i came up with the idea aLL by my self. yOu can't prove it!

After steathily stalking my prey, I have decided that this particular troll is a member of the Trollus Insidious Moronicous Assini species. As we all know, the best weapon to use on moron trolls, as they are often called, is a small callibur fully automatic Uzi-type weapon, as, since this species tends to bleed prodigiously, these weapons create rather beautiful blood splatter artwork when fired at moron trolls at close range. Picasso would be proud.

So, without further ado...

:shootNiKey

I bagged a troll!!!

 

[Gardener]

Boy, put down that gerbil and step away from the computer..........

 

[NikEy]

the Best is yEt to come... :rofl

 

[Doremus Jessup]

the Best is yEt to come... :rofl

When you get full-blown AIDS?

 

[1069]

Why am I so great? Is it my:
A. Style
B. Class
C. Charm
D. Intelligence
E. Sexual Prowess
F. Larger than average phallice
G. Physical skills
H. Humility
I. all of the above

What's a "phallice"?
Oh, wait, I know; it's one of those ornate jewel-encrusted cups they serve communion wine out of.
Are you a priest, then?

 

[new coup for you]

I picked "I like NikEy" I think that is why i am the best.

i report you think hard!

You remind me of Joan Rivers having a lesbian moment with a bucket of pap smear.

 

[NikEy]

When you get full-blown AIDS?

wHy do you feel the need to aTTack me? you don't think I'm the best?

 

[1069]

You remind me of Joan Rivers having a lesbian moment with a bucket of pap smear.

Too bad that wasn't one of the poll options.