SMIRKnCHIMP
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SMIRKnCHIMP said:What Republicans MUST believe...
It is very tough to be a Republican in 2005, because somehow, (through all the distortion) you have to believe concurrently that:
1. Jesus loves you, but shares your deep hatred of homosexuals, liberals, Muslims, Bill and Hillary Clinton.
2. The United States should get out of the United Nations, but our highest national priority is enforcing U. N. resolutions against Iraq. (No WMD’s)?
3. "Standing Tall for America" means firing your workers and in-search of stock options and cheap labor moving their jobs to India, China and South America.
4. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but the men running multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all humankind without regulation.
5. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're an Ambassadors son, conservative radio host, or connected to the Religious Right. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
6. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while sending soldiers into battle ill equipped, slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
7. Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins, unless you someday run for governor of Texas or California as a Republican.
8. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex. (The Twins wore the patch).
9. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, but then demand their cooperation and money.
10. HMOs and insurance companies make profits and have the interest of the public at heart… Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
11. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
12. It is okay that the Bush family's "Carlisle Group" has done Billions of dollars of business with the Bin Laden family.
13. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him and Rumsfeld reassured him he was our buddy, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, but then a bad guy again when Bush junior needed a prop for his re-election campaign as the "war president."
14. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying about WMD existence, to enlist support for an unprovoked, undeclared war and occupation, in which thousands of soldiers and civilians die, is, somehow, solid "defense" policy in a "War against Terrorism". The search for Chemical, Biological, and Nuccccccccccclear weapons ran its course {NONE FOUND}!
15. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which should include "banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet".
16. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's Harken Oil stock trade should be sealed in his Daddy's library, and is none of our business.
17. What Bill Clinton or John Kerry did in the 1960s was of vital national interest but what Bush did in the 60’s, 70’s & '80s is irrelevant.
18. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a "spirit of international harmony". MORE OUTSOURCING PLEASE!
19. Affirmative Action is wrong, but it is OK for your Daddy and his friends (here and in Saudi Arabia) to get you to graduate from Yale without studying much, to dodge the draft in the Texas Air National Guard, Donate $1 million to Harvard Business School to gain your son’s admittance, to bail out your company Harken Oil and the Texas Rangers, to get the Governorship of Texas and then to have the Supreme Court appoint you President of the USA.
20. You are a conservative, but it is OK to spend like there is no tomorrow and run up deficits that your grandchildren will have to pay, while at the same refunding as much tax money as possible to your campaign supporters. This illogical behavior can take a toll on a healthy mind. So if a friend of yours has been acting a bit dazed and confused lately, be nice: he or she may be a Republican!
By the Way.....I am the author of this piece!
Deegan said:Good, now we know whose mental acumen is well below par!
Hate is not in the vocabulary.SMIRKnCHIMP said:It is very tough to be a Republican in 2005, because somehow, (through all the distortion) you have to believe concurrently that:
1. Jesus loves you, but shares your deep hatred of homosexuals, liberals, Muslims, Bill and Hillary Clinton.
If the UN was doing their job in the first place, there would have been no need for Iraq war. The coalition would be much larger as well. Also, if the "Oil for Food" program was padding their pockets.2. The United States should get out of the United Nations, but our highest national priority is enforcing U. N. resolutions against Iraq. (No WMD’s)?
So all Rebublicans are for cheap labor? Must have let that slip by me.3. "Standing Tall for America" means firing your workers and in-search of stock options and cheap labor moving their jobs to India, China and South America.
Apples and oranges - no matter how this gets answered, it would not be acknowledged. Excellent attempt though.4. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but the men running multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all humankind without regulation.
There has yet to be any true evidence againt Rush. Else he, like everyone would be in court or prison.5. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're an Ambassadors son, conservative radio host, or connected to the Religious Right. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
No argument, the dems cut many of the spending and added quite a bit of pork as well. You know, that quality top notch Senator Kennedy and his bridge.6. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while sending soldiers into battle ill equipped, slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
Irrelivant - he didn't inhale.7. Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins, unless you someday run for governor of Texas or California as a Republican.
Adolesent sex shouldn't be encouraged.8. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex. (The Twins wore the patch).
While showing the world that thier countrymen was getting kickbacks in the oil for food program as well.9. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, but then demand their cooperation and money.
No argument.10. HMOs and insurance companies make profits and have the interest of the public at heart… Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
Absolutely.11. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
Care to state another reference than Micheal Moore? Let me help - you can't.12. It is okay that the Bush family's "Carlisle Group" has done Billions of dollars of business with the Bin Laden family.
LOL, your logic is a lot flaud. Russia was our biggest enemy at the time. We were helping out countries like we have always done. You know that small country called Kuwait? We helped them out too.13. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him and Rumsfeld reassured him he was our buddy, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, but then a bad guy again when Bush junior needed a prop for his re-election campaign as the "war president."
Impeachable because he was under oath. Other than that - could care less. If intellegence was an exact science (kinda like evolution) then we would have known the answer - woulnd't we?14. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying about WMD existence, to enlist support for an unprovoked, undeclared war and occupation, in which thousands of soldiers and civilians die, is, somehow, solid "defense" policy in a "War against Terrorism". The search for Chemical, Biological, and Nuccccccccccclear weapons ran its course {NONE FOUND}!
Did you read the part about the states having their own rights and laws?15. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which should include "banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet".
The mysteries surrounding multiple deaths because of Whitewater have yet to surface.16. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's Harken Oil stock trade should be sealed in his Daddy's library, and is none of our business.
John Kerry was a traitor that cause many of our service men harm both abroad and here.17. What Bill Clinton or John Kerry did in the 1960s was of vital national interest but what Bush did in the 60’s, 70’s & '80s is irrelevant.
No argument here - oh wait I am a Republican and you have us figured out.18. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a "spirit of international harmony". MORE OUTSOURCING PLEASE!
Again, get out of the rabbit hole and watch other documentaries besides Moore. Tunnel vision will get you no where.19. Affirmative Action is wrong, but it is OK for your Daddy and his friends (here and in Saudi Arabia) to get you to graduate from Yale without studying much, to dodge the draft in the Texas Air National Guard, Donate $1 million to Harvard Business School to gain your son’s admittance, to bail out your company Harken Oil and the Texas Rangers, to get the Governorship of Texas and then to have the Supreme Court appoint you President of the USA.
The FRB (Federal Reserve Bank is a hoax), we create the money how can we go in debt?20. You are a conservative, but it is OK to spend like there is no tomorrow and run up deficits that your grandchildren will have to pay, while at the same refunding as much tax money as possible to your campaign supporters. This illogical behavior can take a toll on a healthy mind. So if a friend of yours has been acting a bit dazed and confused lately, be nice: he or she may be a Republican!
My answers are too. :mrgreen:By the Way.....I am the author of this piece!
vauge said:Hate is not in the vocabulary.
If the UN was doing their job in the first place, there would have been no need for Iraq war. The coalition would be much larger as well. Also, if the "Oil for Food" program was padding their pockets.
So all Rebublicans are for cheap labor? Must have let that slip by me.
Apples and oranges - no matter how this gets answered, it would not be acknowledged. Excellent attempt though.
There has yet to be any true evidence againt Rush. Else he, like everyone would be in court or prison.
No argument, the dems cut many of the spending and added quite a bit of pork as well. You know, that quality top notch Senator Kennedy and his bridge.
Irrelivant - he didn't inhale.
Adolesent sex shouldn't be encouraged.
While showing the world that thier countrymen was getting kickbacks in the oil for food program as well.
No argument.
Absolutely.
Care to state another reference than Micheal Moore? Let me help - you can't.
LOL, your logic is a lot flaud. Russia was our biggest enemy at the time. We were helping out countries like we have always done. You know that small country called Kuwait? We helped them out too.
Impeachable because he was under oath. Other than that - could care less. If intellegence was an exact science (kinda like evolution) then we would have known the answer - woulnd't we?
Did you read the part about the states having their own rights and laws?
The mysteries surrounding multiple deaths because of Whitewater have yet to surface.
John Kerry was a traitor that cause many of our service men harm both abroad and here.
Clinton could have said something other than "I didn't inhale" - doncha think?
No argument here - oh wait I am a Republican and you have us figured out.
Again, get out of the rabbit hole and watch other documentaries besides Moore. Tunnel vision will get you no where.
The FRB (Federal Reserve Bank is a hoax), we create the money how can we go in debt?
Equally, watching an entertainment movie over and over thinking it is truths - can make one dazed and confused as well.
My answers are too. :mrgreen:
Hint - watch another entertainment movie - Matrix had more truths to it than F 911.
Actually, I was the highest in my class. I graduated 6"3' in the sixth grade. :roflSMIRKnCHIMP said:May I ask a serious question, I preface it by saying I mean no disrespect.....
What is the level of formal education you have completed?
vauge said:Actually, I was the highest in my class. I graduated 6"3' in the sixth grade. :rofl
2 year trade school for electronics - currently going back to college.
This is relivant how?
Because I am smart enough and wise enough not to listen to that joker named Moore?
That was all the "unique" ideas that you presented. Rewind - press play.
vauge said:Actually, I was the highest in my class. I graduated 6"3' in the sixth grade. :rofl
2 year trade school for electronics - currently going back to college.
This is relivant how?
Because I am smart enough and wise enough not to listen to that joker named Moore?
That was all the "unique" ideas that you presented. Rewind - press play.
SMIRKnCHIMP said:^hahaha^
I ass-u-me you mean Michael Moore........Son I'm not a fan of Mikes other than the fact that he used the Idiocy of the Bushlovers To make A few $$$ hundred million off of ya'll's HATE of THE TRUTH!
Capitalism at it's best!
128shot said:I know a couple high school drop outs who could make a better arguement than this.
Connecticutter said:I'm Republican Enough -
I only agreed with 4 out of the 20, and I had to twist the words in those 4 to make them fit.
You don't know too much about Republicans.
I do not disagree that it is capitolism - hats off to him. What I do disagree with is he re-arranged the FACTS and turned it into a movie while many folks in the world took it as truthfull "documentary".SMIRKnCHIMP said:^hahaha^
I ass-u-me you mean Michael Moore........Son I'm not a fan of Mikes other than the fact that he used the Idiocy of the Bushlovers To make A few $$$ hundred million off of ya'll's HATE of THE TRUTH!
Capitalism at it's best!
We don't care if words are spelled correctly here, as long as one has an opinion.Can those drop-outs spell (argument)?
SMIRKnCHIMP said:hahaha......WHY not attempt to refute them like .......Vague attempted.
vauge said:I do not disagree that it is capitolism - hats off to him. What I do disagree with is he re-arranged the FACTS and turned it into a movie while many folks in the world took it as truthfull "documentary".
It is interesting how your Saudi, Harken oil, and other connections are almost verbatium to the factional movie.
We don't care if words are spelled correctly here, as long as one has an opinion.
[BTW, I am working on spell check system]
SMIRKnCHIMP said:Why don't you unscramble the facts and relay them to alll?
Did you see F911?
Do you call walking out on the last two years of your National Guard service supporting your country?Originally posted by Vauge:
John Kerry was a traitor that cause many of our service men harm both abroad and here.
What does HMO mean?Originally Posted by SMIRKnCHIMP
10. HMOs and insurance companies make profits and have the interest of the public at heart… Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
vauge said:Hate is not in the vocabulary..
vauge said:If the UN was doing their job in the first place, there would have been no need for Iraq war. The coalition would be much larger as well. Also, if the "Oil for Food" program was padding their pockets.
vauge said:So all Rebublicans are for cheap labor? Must have let that slip by me.
vauge said:There has yet to be any true evidence againt Rush. Else he, like everyone would be in court or prison.
vauge said:Irrelivant- he didn't inhale.
vauge said:Adolesent sex shouldn't be encouraged.
vauge said:LOL, your logic is a lot flaud. Russia was our biggest enemy at the time. We were helping out countries like we have always done. You know that small country called Kuwait? We helped them out too.
vauge said:Did you read the part about the states having their own rights and laws?
vauge said:John Kerry was a traitor that cause many of our service men harm both abroad and here.
Clinton could have said something other than "I didn't inhale" - doncha think?
vauge said:The FRB (Federal Reserve Bank is a hoax), we create the money how can we go in debt??
vauge said:Hate is not in the vocabulary.
If the UN was doing their job in the first place, there would have been no need for Iraq war. The coalition would be much larger as well. Also, if the "Oil for Food" program was padding their pockets.
So all Rebublicans are for cheap labor? Must have let that slip by me.
Apples and oranges - no matter how this gets answered, it would not be acknowledged. Excellent attempt though.
There has yet to be any true evidence againt Rush. Else he, like everyone would be in court or prison.
No argument, the dems cut many of the spending and added quite a bit of pork as well. You know, that quality top notch Senator Kennedy and his bridge.
Irrelivant - he didn't inhale.
Adolesent sex shouldn't be encouraged.
While showing the world that thier countrymen was getting kickbacks in the oil for food program as well.
No argument.
Absolutely.
Care to state another reference than Micheal Moore? Let me help - you can't.
LOL, your logic is a lot flaud. Russia was our biggest enemy at the time. We were helping out countries like we have always done. You know that small country called Kuwait? We helped them out too.
Impeachable because he was under oath. Other than that - could care less. If intellegence was an exact science (kinda like evolution) then we would have known the answer - woulnd't we?
Did you read the part about the states having their own rights and laws?
The mysteries surrounding multiple deaths because of Whitewater have yet to surface.
John Kerry was a traitor that cause many of our service men harm both abroad and here.
Clinton could have said something other than "I didn't inhale" - doncha think?
No argument here - oh wait I am a Republican and you have us figured out.
Again, get out of the rabbit hole and watch other documentaries besides Moore. Tunnel vision will get you no where.
The FRB (Federal Reserve Bank is a hoax), we create the money how can we go in debt?
Equally, watching an entertainment movie over and over thinking it is truths - can make one dazed and confused as well.
My answers are too. :mrgreen:
Hint - watch another entertainment movie - Matrix had more truths to it than F 911.
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